Big Funerals

[Oneshot1]

I use to think I would want a Big Funeral. My Dad had a Big one they shut the whole town down.

Recently lost a friend at work I was to replace him as Logistics Chief. I told my Boss there is no way I could do the Job. He said let the young guys do it you just Supervise.

Anyway my wife said there was going to be 15 Fire Trucks alone. I told her I’ve been feeling so bad with Arthritis, Allergies and all I was just going for Visitation but not to the funeral. Which I do feel bad not going.

Big funerals are nice but lots of people which good but it ties up the whole area.

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[ness]

'Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.'

- Yogi Berra

[Quillback]

"I went to a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels".

-Rodney Dangerfield

[Oneshot1]

Ah went bought New Clothes so I can go. Be in one of the Big Trucks.

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