fishinwrench

You think it is larger and heavier than a tank of gasoline that will run the same number of hours ? I seriously doubt it.

Depending, of course, on what body of water you are on, you'll be able to just swap your depleted cell for a freshly charged cell in a few minutes, for a reasonable fee. Likely less than a tank of fuel would cost. You won't be waiting hours to recharge unless you choose to.

There was a black family in my home town that sold BBQ from their front yard on the weekends. They'd trade a plate of delicious ribs for a fresh dead coon, but you couldn't buy a plate of BBQ coon for ANY price. They wanted that for themselves.

Poop is biodegradable. I'm in not picking up any of it whether from a dog, squirrel, bird, or unicorn. Tell Karen that she'd better start running, because as soon as you pick it up you're throwing it in her direction. 🙂

If I'm ever lost, Orion will be my compass. He spins around 5-10 times (orienting himself) then once he's satisfied that he is facing due East, exactly 90° from true North.....he dumps the load. It's more reliable than moss on a tree trunk 👍 He got his name because when he makes me take him outside to poop after midnight, I stand there and stare at the constellations.

The only bulls I have to be concerned with are Pit Bulls.

Wait a minute here.... 🤔 Hu uh, nope.....I ain't going there 🥴

Oh I'm sure she'd love to cut my balls off too. Let her! And the rest of my days will be spent streamside.....with zero concerns about working and paying bills.

Speaking of things we don't have the patience to watch......My wife has been watching this "Darcy and Stacey" show almost every night.....HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? WTF? Why don't they just call this show what it's REALLY about ? Titties! There's no story line here, nothing going on that anyone could possibly be interested in. It's just a repetitive montage of...... "Look at my titties in this outfit"......Now look at my titties in THIS ONE"...... "Oh, now look at the incredible side boob that THIS dress displays". "Uh oh, watch close.... because my titties just might fall out of THIS ONE !" Jesus H Christ 🙄 Talk about burning you out of what once was a good thing. Who actually watches this BS ?

There's something I've noticed about guys and their boats.... If it doesn't run fast enough to scare them half to death on slick calm water, then it ain't fast enough. 🙄 I still catch myself pinning her ears back from time to time, just for a little rush of adrenaline..... but I don't really know why. It's alot more enjoyable to just cruise along without having to worry about loosing my hat, sunglasses, landing net, bump board,.....and everything else not strapped down and secured. Plus I can chill, smoke, and drink a soda or a beer along the way. And then of course..... because I'm an outboard tech, Everytime somebody wants me to ride with them they feel the need to PEAK IT OUT!!!! Which typically results in me being blunt and telling them: "Dude, it ain't the speed that concerns me..... it's your ability to keep us IN THE BOAT". It's just as easy to flip a boat with an outboard tech riding shotgun, as it is your fishing buddy that hangs drywall. The difference is that I've done it before and I KNOW how bad it sucks. You, on the other hand, should take my word for it.....and believe that YOU don't wanna experience it. Ever!

I haven't been out to tinker with crappie but the guys I talk to, that have been, are catching them suspended under docks, or out away from the docks in relatively open water. 7-12' deep. Mostly 9-10 inchers with the occasional 11-12" thrown in. Watch a few Mike Baker videos and you'll catch on real quick.

Who can blame him ? 🙄 Poor puppy! 😥

That wouldn't work today unless your dad lived right next door to you. If you have to drive 10 miles to get to his house then you just pissed away enough to fund a meal for 4.

It's all perspective. What you'll save on hairspray, makeup, clothes, gas, and wear & tear on a vehicle, will likely offset the cost of some flowers and occasional party favors.

My wife and kids invite me out to buy them dinner all the time. Really makes a guy feel loved, doesn't it? 🤗😘❤️

As long as you wanna do it yourself, sure, go for it. But if you're paying someone to do it just remember that there's no warranty on performance work. 👍

Hey, you get 120-160/hr. Just take as much time as it takes to make it worth the frustration and pain. That's exactly what I do! 🙂

I appreciate the offer.... but yeah, I don't really wanna break his spirit. He has his own personality and he deserves to keep it. He's basically a really good boy. These freaking women around here are all... "Cut his balls off -Cut his balls off" 👿 Piss on THEM ! Maybe somebody should cut their tits off !!!!!

Orion has this thing where as long as we are anywhere else but around our home he obeys, comes when called, and does well, but around here he thinks that he calls all the shots, and can make his own decisions. I've thought about getting a shock collar but knowing him, like I do, I can envision him just running away from the ping even harder..... because that's exactly what he does when I start giving him commands. He's like....."let me just get so far away from this @$_hole that I can't hear him". And that makes me so mad that I just wanna stomp his lungs flat when I get my hands on him. 😡 Freakin' Peckerwood !

Depends on the model, mostly, but Express and War Eagle....with their grossly oversized built-in fuel tanks makes me wanna park them in the middle of a big field and set them on fire. Do they REALLY think that the steering system, bilge/livewell pumps, intake/drain valves, and the plumbing, is going to outlast the hull ? WTF are they thinking? Doesn't matter to me, because I get paid by the hour...... but as an owner having to pay 2k to replace a livewell pump..... would kinda sting a bit. The whole point of having an aluminum boat is weight, durability, and ease of maintenance... For crying out loud ! When shopping for boats, whether aluminum or glass......CONSIDER THAT ! It isn't hard to build a boat where all of its components can be relatively easily serviced.

I picked up on the lip sync too. It's undeniable. Too much going on in all different directions, and too much camera jumping around. It may have been cooler live..... but the TV coverage was annoying. My youngest kid thought it was great though.....so maybe I'm just too old to appreciate it.

I don't know if Galloup has any books out, but in his videos he derails himself constantly. 😂 I'm not very interested in the oversized articulated stuff either. It doesn't take the biggest fish in the river/lake to satisfy me. I'd rather catch 3 three-pounders than one 9 pounder, pretty much any day. 🙂

I didn't. 🤔

It is my understanding that tolerances are too tight. It'll swell up and seize within 15-20 rounds. Full auto receivers, to headspace, and chambers need to be sloppier than the pistons in a bored out Ford Fairlane.

Kelly Galloup has that affliction as well. But at least he himself acknowledges it. 😂