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fishinwrench

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  1. My UPS driver doesn't wear one. He and Orion have a play date twice a week. Nothing fires that dog up like a big brown truck wheeling in the driveway. If that dude ever swaps routes my boy is gonna be devistated. 😔
  2. Do the battery leads from your lithium ion CHARGER have inline fuses ? If not then they REALLY should. KaBOOM can happen ! I've witnessed KaBOOM, and it's pretty scary. 😱
  3. All Gauges, Running lights, Interior lights, Bilge pump, and All Trim switches really should remain powered by the engine cranking battery. Simply swapping over the Acc battery leads to a separate battery will negate your voltmeter, kill any additional trim switches except for the one on the throttle arm, negate a trim guage (if so equipped), and will possibly fry your tachometer. That modification is definitely NOT Wrench Approved (as if that mattered).
  4. Deer don't give twoshits where the edges of the road are. That's their biggest downfall.
  5. I promise not to repeat that, as long as nobody else finds out that Amber has been fly-casting better than me since she was 17 😥 I don't fish with her in front of my friends.
  6. There's one reason why I'm glad I had all girls.... It's so I can keep beating them at sports and outrunning them on a bike, at least until I'm over 60.
  7. Yes sir! We play some serious cut-throat badminton around here. I'm already down 1 game to the middle kid (whom I cut NO SLACK), and 2 games to the youngest (whom I am about to stop cutting slack), so far this season. All customers who think they want a piece of it....so far.....have been promptly skunked. 😁
  8. I just love NEW STUDIES ! 😅 Time to bring back DDT ! 😰
  9. I set my blade height/sync, and tire pressure so precise that it doesn't matter which direction you cut from, no pattern is discernable. 😎 It's called the "Badminton cut". 🤟
  10. Nope. 🤟 We only stay together because both of us want to. Could change at any moment, and we both know where the door is. 👍
  11. Because biologist's phucked it up. All bees were wild before they started in with their BS
  12. Define "Married" and I'll tell ya.
  13. Guess how much I spend annually on top quality radishes ? $0.00 👌 Radishes are FREE in my house because nobody appreciates them, and we don't have Fraggles anymore.
  14. Considering where you live.....You can also PIMP OUT the goat on weekends, for even more undocumented cash. Just hose it off between tricks. 👍
  15. You don't need to buy oil. This is 2021 dude. If it is leaking or burning oil then it is not environmentally safe, you should go buy a new mower with fresh oil in it, and throw that old POS away. Always mow in shrinking squares until you have enough room on all sides to turn around....then finish off by going back & forth in straight lines. Just like your Dad taught ya. Or you can do it LGBT style.... By rounding off the corners and then go roundy-roundy-round.....leaving a single dandelion in the center unmowed, as a visual guage for when to mow again.
  16. I have 6 acres of useless wooded hillside. If you'd like to fence it in and make us some money we can discuss it. Jus'sayin. I'd be happy with 140.00/mo. for the first year.
  17. Mine is too (mostly because I refused to sign into a contract with the state of Missouri concerning it).... But have you taken the time to look around ?
  18. From my perspective (which I'm sure everyone is just dying to hear).... The cost to fence in 3 acres would greatly exceed the financial and mental benefit of having any stupidass goats.
  19. Yeah, MARRIAGE is #1.
  20. Piss on that! 188.00 you cheap bastard !
  21. I found some, but none with fewer miles and in better condition than the one I already have. 🙄
  22. Why? I gave myself a 15.00/hr. raise immediately after the last election. And I'll do it again in August if all of this stupidity is still going on then.
  23. No kidding. I mean that's the kind of authentic frontier gibberish that NOBODY can argue with !
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