Awhile back my wife asked if I had gotten the mail yet and I said no but I'll go get it now. On the way out to the mailbox I looked up the road and thought "wonder if those blackberry's up the road are about ready yet", so I mosey up there (about 100 yards) to take a look. Got to thinking about something and just kept walking right past the blackberry patch. A guy I know came driving down the road, stopped, and we sat there BS'ing for 15-20 minutes, then I started moseying back home. I walk in the door, start making a sandwich, and my wife says "no mail"? I said, Oh crap I dunno I forgot to check. She says well I saw you walk out there! I said, yeah I walked up to see if the blackberry's were ripe yet and spaced off checking the mail. She says, well were they? I said ....hmmm I dunno I forgot to look. She says well what the hell did you do? I said I ran into Rob, was up there talking to him and got sidetracked.
She says, "Side-tracked hu? Let me see your eyes!" 😀