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fishinwrench

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  1. I think all dedicated fly tiers go through that. It's a right of passage. It will pass. πŸ‘ Luckily I had a tornado once. Otherwise I would have enough random snippets by now to fill a garbage truck.
  2. Texas is a cool state, I think. If it wasn't for them big@$$ spiders I'd retire there.
  3. Is it possible that he got stabbed while protecting someone's 15 y/o granddaughter?
  4. If your granddaughter was raised right, you have no reason to worry. In my experience Mexican Mommas & Poppa's raise good kids.....They don't put up with near as much disrespect as American parents do. πŸ‘
  5. Yeah our deer don't know what to do with whole apples or pears. You gotta run over them with the lawnmower.....then they'll scarf them down. πŸ™„
  6. Everytime I clean out the shop or scrap piles and throw stuff away, or send it to the recycling center someone will call or stop by looking to buy whatever it was that just got pitched......Or I'll randomly start a project and need it. Never fails. Regardless I refuse to let my place become a salvage yard.
  7. Life insurance companies and the IRS, for starters. πŸ˜‰
  8. Awesome ! Whose pointer birddog?
  9. Guys, c'mon ! It's less than a freakin' med. Sweet tea from McDonald's for crying out loud.
  10. It's no fun to go anywhere anymore. 1 out of every 20 vehicles you meet don't seem to care whether they crash or not. You've got folks on anti-depressants, Kids that are stoned, Veterans with PTSD that are on meds and drunk, Women that are PMSing and hate their life, Old farts that can't see, People that have to follow GPS maps to get to their destination, People so buried in debt and worry that they would just as soon die in a crash as to live another day, YouTube & Onlyfan superstars that have to check their prompts immediately everytime their phone DINGs.....I could go on & on. Instead of guard rails to keep them out of the woods, we need 6'high concrete barriers, in the center, to keep them in their own LANES !
  11. Ornery peckerwood ! And you wonder why you're all broke down now.......Karma is catching up to ya, ol'boy !
  12. At least bicyclist aren't jacking with their phones & threatening to hit me head-on on a daily basis. I wish we ALL were on bikes. Pulling the boat would kinda suck though.
  13. I'll tell ya who needs analyzed..... It's my customers who seem perfectly capable of mixing fuel properly for their weed eaters, chainsaws, and leaf blowers..... but for some mysterious reason add 3x more oil to their outboards. I just wanna slap them sometimes. Fuel tank always looks like it's full of pancake syrup. πŸ˜–
  14. If I had one here that needed a hug I certainly would. But all of the ones that I'm responsible for are out stirring water like they are supposed to be doing. πŸ‘
  15. How'd you get to know me so well? 🀭
  16. Back straps. I'm hungry. 😁
  17. Yo..... I'd walk through a mile of broken glass to suck the ____ that ______ her last. And you would too, so don't blame it on HER ! πŸ˜‰
  18. Listen, I've already been scolded once over this thread.....Or I'd explain exactly how it went haywire. πŸ˜…
  19. It'll turn green on ya. So don't fill your box with flys tied with it. Fine for ones you'll use & lose within a few days though.
  20. Oh yeah......I bet you concentrate HEAVILY on passing them as quickly as possible 😁
  21. At least they don't drop road-apples in your path.
  22. I'm 100% saving that one for our Thanksgiving gathering. πŸ‘
  23. Horses eat chicken embryos? Who knewπŸ€” We tried to feed a pet deer some crispy bacon once......It wouldn't have any part of it. I figured hey SALT, should love it. Nope !
  24. Lots of shake-ups in the "professional bass fishing" arena going on now. Negativity from every angle. I believe the industry is on the way down....and about to tank. It's sinking hard and fast
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