I’ll never forget when they had the Boston Marathon bomber trapped in the boat and captured him after the shootout. A internet meme the next day showed a breaking news quote:
Taylor Swift now dating the boat!
Yea, I’ve had a not so optimistic last couple of years, but I try to keep my head up. I have 2 daughters and one step daughter that keep me rockin. Your priorities change greatly as you get older, but the lines of demarcation are invisible.
So a buddy of mine is going to his wife’s highbrow corporate Christmas party, and I decided that we needed to make a list of subjects that were acceptable and not acceptable… I’d like any of you to add to the list if needed:
Things to talk about:
1. College Football
2. Favorite Restaurants
3. Your Children
Things not to talk about:
1. Jan 6th
2. Oct 7th
3. The 2024 Election
4. Gender reassignment procedures
5. Gun Control
6. Women’s reproductive rights
7. Flat taxation
8. Unsecured Border
Things that could get dicey:
1. Conventional vs fly fishing
2. Live Scopes in tournaments
3. Gay Flyfishermen
4. Really Really Gay Flyfishermen.
5. Dudes acting like they are great fishermen because they catch pellet pigs.
6. Rednecks thanking their creator for a fishing tournament win.
Can you guys add anything to this list??