These are not gigged bass

[LarrySTL]

On 2/10/2016 at 0:54 PM, Smalliebigs said:

WELL with Phil's new language editor I just assumed it would correct for me as it always does....most of the time. Some words are just a part of my vernacular, most words some would find offensive are just a word to me. If words are offensive to you then censor or delete, it's no biggie to me. 

Okay, here tis....please repeat after me "MizzourEEEEE" not MizzourAH".  There are certain things that are just plain unacceptable and MizzourAHH is one of them !!  

So btw, lets go fishing !!

[LarrySTL]

On 2/12/2016 at 5:45 AM, mjk86 said:

 

  On 2/12/2016 at 6:39 PM, Jerry Rapp said:

stuff your wife and dog into the trunk of your car for a couple of hours, and then open it and see who is happy to see you!  

   and mjk86 said:

Thank you for saying this....I've been chuckling all morning.  

 

Now, for the grand prize, when you come home from fishing, whats the difference between your wife and your dog ?

( yes, this is a divorced guy telling this one.....)

[fishinwrench]

The dog will be delighted that you're home, but he/she has no idea where your favorite jeans are and couldn't care less if they are clean. He/she also has no intention of preparing dinner for you. 

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21 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

The dog will be delighted that you're home, but he/she has no idea where your favorite jeans are and couldn't care less if they are clean. He/she also has no intention of preparing dinner for you. 

Then you married the wrong woman.

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14 hours ago, Terrierman said:

Go home and stay home.

Man Rick.

That's cruel.

[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Then you married the wrong woman.

Hard to find one that has a nice booty, will put up with my crap, and can also train a dog.  

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2 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Hard to find one that has a nice booty, will put up with my crap, and can also train a dog.  

Stick with the first two requirements, get your crap straight and get rid of the dog.

 

[MOPanfisher]

I can't believe you said get rid of the dog!  You can tell a feller he ought to get a divorce and nobody will think anything of it, but tell a feller to get rid of his dog and you are likely to start a fight.  The best advice I ever got was, son if you have to choose between a looker and a cooker, remember that you get to eat supper EVERY night, and they just get better at it with age.

[fishinwrench]

12 minutes ago, MOPanfisher said:

  The best advice I ever got was, son if you have to choose between a looker and a cooker, remember that you get to eat supper EVERY night, and they just get better at it with age.

Wise advice right there!   

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29 minutes ago, MOPanfisher said:

I can't believe you said get rid of the dog!  You can tell a feller he ought to get a divorce and nobody will think anything of it, but tell a feller to get rid of his dog and you are likely to start a fight.  The best advice I ever got was, son if you have to choose between a looker and a cooker, remember that you get to eat supper EVERY night, and they just get better at it with age.

First...   You know I was kidding right.

Second, good advice if you can't one that offers both options.

Or you can eat a lot