MOPanfisher Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 LOL, I routinely get "the look" when I go ahead and do things I am not supposed to do yet, now it's just more of a resigned head shake. fishinwrench 1
oneshot Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 On 8/29/2020 at 8:38 PM, fishinwrench said: Me either. And the really twisted part is that my BIL wasn't happy until he found a woman that would treat him just like momma treated dad. He pouts about it all the time, and they have no children so he could tell her to go fly a kite if he wanted to. Pretty sure he's stuck for life though. Deep down he probably has a need for it. Had a woman call me just before I got married the first time. She said if I married her I could have anything I wanted. I turned her down. Knew the guy that married and divorced her. He oh yea got everything I wanted but it wasn’t worth it. oneshot
fishinwrench Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 17 minutes ago, oneshot said: Had a woman call me just before I got married the first time. She said if I married her I could have anything I wanted. I turned her down. Dummy! Use your imagination man. "I want all your money and property, and then I want you to leave me forever".
oneshot 1 Posted August 31, 2020 Author Posted August 31, 2020 2 hours ago, fishinwrench said: Dummy! Use your imagination man. "I want all your money and property, and then I want you to leave me forever". Well I had a Shotgun Wedding at 17. Married a crazy Indian. Her family were Loggers here in Laclede County. Beat the something out of you just for fun. oneshot
David Unnerstall Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 Tom Magliozzi (the late half of the car-talk duo) used to say: "I am not getting married again -- I am just going to find some woman who doesn't like me and give her my house." BilletHead 1
oneshot Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 4 hours ago, David Unnerstall said: Tom Magliozzi (the late half of the car-talk duo) used to say: "I am not getting married again -- I am just going to find some woman who doesn't like me and give her my house." My Ex was mad at me taking so long to sell our house. So I gave it away. oneshot
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