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LOL, I routinely get "the look" when I go ahead and do things I am not supposed to do yet, now it's just more of a resigned head shake.

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On 8/29/2020 at 8:38 PM, fishinwrench said:

Me either.   And the really twisted part is that my BIL wasn't happy until he found a woman that would treat him just like momma treated dad.    He pouts about it all the time, and they have no children so he could tell her to go fly a kite if he wanted to.   Pretty sure he's stuck for life though.  Deep down he probably has a need for it.

Had a woman call me just before I got married the first time.

She said if I married her I could have anything I wanted. I turned her down.

Knew the guy that married and divorced her. He oh yea got everything I wanted but it wasn’t worth it.

oneshot

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17 minutes ago, oneshot said:

Had a woman call me just before I got married the first time.

She said if I married her I could have anything I wanted. I turned her down.

Dummy!    Use your imagination man.

"I want all your money and property, and then I want you to leave me forever".

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2 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Dummy!    Use your imagination man.

"I want all your money and property, and then I want you to leave me forever".

Well I had a Shotgun Wedding at 17. Married a crazy Indian. Her family were Loggers here in Laclede County. Beat the something out of you just for fun.

oneshot

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Tom Magliozzi (the late half of the car-talk duo) used to say:  "I am not getting married again -- I am just going to find some woman who doesn't like me and give her my house."

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4 hours ago, David Unnerstall said:

Tom Magliozzi (the late half of the car-talk duo) used to say:  "I am not getting married again -- I am just going to find some woman who doesn't like me and give her my house."

My Ex was mad at me taking so long to sell our house. So I gave it away.

oneshot

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