Train Your Horse

[fishinwrench]

4 minutes ago, Gavin said:

You can’t separate a horse woman from her horses. Might be hot, but horse loving women are usually crazy. Fun for a time but not a good choice on the hot v crazy matrix.

Yeah that's what I have to keep telling myself.     She wasn't a very good cook either, which she came by honestly. Her momma couldn't even fry an egg right.  

Prolly living on Mac & cheese and hotdogs to this day.   

[fishinwrench]

11 minutes ago, jdmidwest said:

Just need a bigger stick.

When it comes to dishing out asswhoopins I pretty much draw the line at rodeo cowboys.   😅

[jdmidwest]

21 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

When it comes to dishing out asswhoopins I pretty much draw the line at rodeo cowboys.   😅

They are pretty dumb and have thin jawbones, slow reflexes.  Just have to thump them hard, not much from the neck up, spine jarred loose from the saddle.

[jdmidwest]

30 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Yeah that's what I have to keep telling myself.     She wasn't a very good cook either, which she came by honestly. Her momma couldn't even fry an egg right.  

Prolly living on Mac & cheese and hotdogs to this day.   

Did you ever take a good look at their hands, usually nastier than a boat mechanic for sure. 

Never eat their cooking was always my rule. 

[oneshot]

Lived with a woman once. She couldn’t cook but knew the menu by heart all the fast food places around.

Never did rodeo but worked as a cowboy had three women I was seeing. Figure Winter you might find me taking a bath in heated stock tank.

Made a whole $10 a day. Told my wife she should have done my laundry back then. Smelled like burnt hair, blood and cow poop.

oneshot