Why I Carry

[fishinwrench]

At a bbq get together awhile back all of us guys were at one end of the yard, and all the women were at the other end, on the deck.  One of the gals started bitching to the other gals about how her ol' man wasn't taking care of her properly......and then of course on the way home each of us OTHER GUYS got to hear about it.  Then when us guys got together again it became a running joke.   Eventually we pinned the "offending party" down and asked him why he wasn't taking care of business. 

Well it seemed that everytime he tried she had some lame excuse why she wasn't in the mood.... Her back hurts, her leg hurts, headache, upset about something the kids did... always something.   So he just quit pestering her about it.     So ol' Wrench the marriage counselor thought about it a bit, and then I told him that the next time she was wanting to go do something he should say... "Isn't your back hurting?   Everything ok with the kids? No leg pain today? Need a couple aspirins before we go?"  And if all systems were GO, then it wasn't time to go Garage Sale'ing, Grocery shopping, or shopping for furniture or towels.... it was time for a romp.       

I haven't seen them since.....So either a divorce is pending....or they haven't left the bedroom.  Either way I think we have SUCCESS.    I should send him a bill.  😂

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1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

Eventually we pinned the "offending party" down and asked him why he wasn't taking care of business. 

So this guy knew you?   And listened to you!  Gravois Mills must have a real low IQ....😁

[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

So this guy knew you?   And listened to you!  Gravois Mills must have a real low IQ....😁

Well he isn't from Gravi.

I don't know if he took my low IQ advice or not, he, nor his gal, have been seen or heard from since. 🤔 

 

So since you're older/wiser, and folks in your subdivision are ultimately smarter by comparison, let's hear the friendly advice that YOU would have given him.  🙂

 

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1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

Well he isn't from Gravi.

I don't know if he took my low IQ advice or not, he, nor his gal, have been seen or heard from since. 🤔 

 

So since you're older/wiser, and folks in your subdivision are ultimately smarter by comparison, let's hear the friendly advice that YOU would have given him.  🙂

 

First I tell them not to listen to you    😂. Then Either man up and move on, tell her to man up and deliver or cheat on her.  Preferably with her best friend. 

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

First I tell them not to listen to you    😂. Then Either man up and move on, tell her to man up and deliver or cheat on her.  Preferably with her best friend. 

Good Lord🙄 

You operate like an episode of Shameless.   

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1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

Good Lord🙄 

You operate like an episode of Shameless.   

Ok. Whatever that is.   Besides that your advice was a rendition on old joke.  😂

[fishinwrench]

28 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Besides that your advice was a rendition on old joke.  😂

Really?    Let's hear it!   😁

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30 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Really?    Let's hear it!   😁

The guy gets tired of his wife turning him down all the time for one reason or another so he comes home and asks her all those questions and when she says no I’m fine he says well let’s take a roll in the hay since you’re OK

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

The guy gets tired of his wife turning him down all the time for one reason or another so he comes home and asks her all those questions and when she says no I’m fine he says well let’s take a roll in the hay since you’re OK

Hmm, well alrighty then.   

I still think it was better when I said it. 😅

[DADAKOTA]

Who knew couples advice could be had from Wrench.  Maybe he needs his own forum.......  Dear Wrench.  Probably a man version of Dear Abby but no where near as good a read as Dear Penthouse.