New phone ?

[ness]

Siri's jokes aren't great, but not bad enough to switch. 

[fshndoug]

Don't drop an egg or the yoke is on you !

[ness]

Siri jokes:

Why don't ants get sick? Because they have anty bodies. 

Why don't hipsters like the Mississippi River? Because it's too mainstream. 

What's big and gray and doesn't matter? An irrelephant. 

[Terrierman]

I'm as likely to ever get an I Phone as I am to get a Mac.  Those who like them, carry on.  Just don't be like a Jehovah Witness and try to get me to change my ways at this late date.

[Flysmallie]

1 hour ago, Terrierman said:

I'm as likely to ever get an I Phone as I am to get a Mac.  Those who like them, carry on.  Just don't be like a Jehovah Witness and try to get me to change my ways at this late date.

No reason at all to change. I'd rather have something Android because I like the thought of being able to do what ever I want with it but I don't pay for my phone so I get what they give me. Right now that's Apple because it is the easiest for them to deal with.