Watch for Bigfoot on the Meramec

[fishinwrench]

A family up the road (migrants from New York City) got all concerned because the mom saw a "bear" 3-4 times back behind her house.   Finally they called the sheriff and the sheriff requested an MDC agent to go out there and investigate it.  

Later that night her son text me and wanted to know what a "Barrel Hog" was.   I said ,"OMG is it a BARREL HOG??    Oh man, I'd rather have a bear !"    

His mom started hyperventilating so I couldn't keep the entertainment going any longer.......Told him that I was sure the MDC agent had said "feral" not "barrel" and sent him a Google link.

[Johnsfolly]

32 minutes ago, mic said:

Someone will now suit up in a big foot outfit and start throwing rocks. 

I used to watch some bigfoot show, "Chasing Bigfoot" or something like that. I always want to believe that there might be this undescribed species out there. I had several issues with that show. The first is that this group of researchers would hold a town meeting to gather information about local sightings then proceed to tell everyone at that meeting where they were going to investigate. So that goes back to your statement that someone would go out there (costumed or not) and throw rocks or do tree knocks, etc. while they were filming their episodes. The second and larger issue I had was that the one guy (his last name was Moneymaker🤔) leading these investigations was selling the groups services. I think that for $500 you could have them investigate your area and you could participate in the investigation. The last item was the constant statements from these experts on how the bigfoot likes to hunt, where it would sleep, whether they preferred different tree types, etc. 

[mic]

8 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

I used to watch some bigfoot show, "Chasing Bigfoot" or something like that. I always want to believe that there might be this undescribed species out there. I had several issues with that show. The first is that this group of researchers would hold a town meeting to gather information about local sightings then proceed to tell everyone at that meeting where they were going to investigate. So that goes back to your statement that someone would go out there (costumed or not) and throw rocks or do tree knocks, etc. while they were filming their episodes. The second and larger issue I had was that the one guy (his last name was Moneymaker🤔) leading these investigations was selling the groups services. I think that for $500 you could have them investigate your area and you could participate in the investigation. The last item was the constant statements from these experts on how the bigfoot likes to hunt, where it would sleep, whether they preferred different tree types, etc. 

When was like 10 years old, I snuck a watch of the Big Foot movie, and can still remember the bathroom seen.  I spent my early teens curled up in the corner of my bed where Big Foot couldn't see me through the window.  I spent my teens pretending it didn't scare me anymore.  I'm over fifty, and big foot tales still give me the weegeebeges.   Now my wife and daughter like to point out every BF sign or Tshirt. LOL   

Some don't like creepy clowns, creepy dolls, for me... creepy big foots. 

[fshndoug]

I know a guy with a size 14 shoe 

[BilletHead]

58 minutes ago, fshndoug said:

I know a guy with a size 14 shoe 

            How personal have you been with him Doug? Is what the ladies say about shoe size true? Come on tell me the truth I won't share your answer 🤣

[fishinwrench]

3 hours ago, BilletHead said:

            How personal have you been with him Doug? Is what the ladies say about shoe size true? Come on tell me the truth I won't share your answer 🤣

Uh oh, it's time for a Weigh-in around here.   Everybody go grab your bump board and camera.   Let's settle this.  

Sugarbritches says that I probably need to cull.   

[fshndoug]

need a wide angle lens