There Is No Way I Can Keep Her From Knowing

[oneshot 1]

I bought this for my wife for Christmas because she likes this stuff. 

It is hundred miles away and have to get it and I was thinking hide it but Christmas is a long ways off. 

We have to go to our Cabin which is most the way there I was thinking save gas just go get it.

Think I might as well let her know?

I got her the Pac Man. 

oneshot 

[MOPanfisher]

Don't even try to hide it.  Tell you found the perfect. Christmas present and go get it.

[oneshot 1]

12 minutes ago, MOPanfisher said:

Don't even try to hide it.  Tell you found the perfect. Christmas present and go get it.

Kind of what I'm thinking. 

She is already asking why me and our Son has to go and why can't she go? How much does it cost? Is it a Sewing Machine? Probably something you can use. 

oneshot 

[FishnDave]

Tell her you bought it for you.  Don't let her play it.  Then put a bow on it Christmas morning. 😜

Follow me for more bad relationship advice.

[Ketchup]

Another option: Dont buy it and spend the money at an asian massage parlor for yourself. That might fix some of your ailments, or give you some you haven’t had. 

[oneshot 1]

Well I told her what she is getting. She said it was too much money. Told her tuff she is getting it.

She well she likes it but also wants something else. 

What you want baby? I'm wanting this Commercial Sewing Machine.  Well order it.  It's $10K.

HMM? Go ahead and get it. 

oneshot 

[rps]

My wife has a Bernina sew and quilt machine that costs more than small pickup. She has her older machine still as a backup and "mobile" version. She goes to sewing retreats, you see? Last of all, she has a serger. Look it up. She uses it to finish hems on certain kinds of garments.

How did we wind up in this situation? Well, every time I bought a boat or upgraded electronics, I could not very well say no to her hobby.

BTW, she has a motto. "She who dies with the most material wins."

[oneshot 1]

Heck I found I had bought a Hot Water Heater for our Apartment couple months ago. 

Well I can't use Guns, can't Drive and can't get into a Boat. HMM! Interesting. 

oneshot 

[Ketchup]

12 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Heck I found I had bought a Hot Water Heater for our Apartment couple months ago. 

Well I can't use Guns, can't Drive and can't get into a Boat. HMM! Interesting. 

oneshot 

Do you see the problem here? This means you have turned all woman on us.  You can spend money but can’t do anything else. 

[oneshot 1]

3 hours ago, Ketchup said:

Do you see the problem here? This means you have turned all woman on us.  You can spend money but can’t do anything else. 

My wife walked in on me talking. 

Who are you talking to?

Oh I'm trying to get expert advice. 

oneshot