Going To Be A Hold My Beer Moment

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My Son is wanting me to castrated some Pigs.

I'll do it but keep Mama off me. 

Son says oh she is calm. See this is a New Rodeo for him. 

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[fishinwrench]

"We need help castrating these here swine!"

"I know, let's ask the dude with only one good hand to do it."   🙄 

That boy has a fart in his brain.  😅

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38 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

"We need help castrating these here swine!"

"I know, let's ask the dude with only one good hand to do it."   🙄 

That boy has a fart in his brain.  😅

One time was going to castrated a 200 pound Boar.

I was holding him down. My former Father in Law was going to cut him.

Father in Law says he can't do it.  So we had to switch places which was real fun. 

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[fishinwrench]

I had a Golden Retriever that jumped a fence and ripped his ball sack open and his nuts were hanging out.   I thought I was gonna puke.   My buddy, who was a big-time trapper and hog farmer grabbed his testicles and just RIPPED THEM OUT.  😳 

I REALLY thought I was gonna puke THEN.   Took the dog to his house, he covered the area with some purple spray that he called "L.A."  and taped him up.   

Everything healed Just fine, but man I could have never done that. 

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3 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I had a Golden Retriever that jumped a fence and ripped his ball sack open and his nuts were hanging out.   I thought I was gonna puke.   My buddy, who was a big-time trapper and hog farmer grabbed his testicles and just RIPPED THEM OUT.  😳 

I REALLY thought I was gonna puke THEN.   Took the dog to his house, he covered the area with some purple spray that he called "L.A."  and taped him up.   

Everything healed Just fine, but man I could have never done that. 

I had a Black and Tan he would grab a Racoon by the back end. One time a Racoon got him by the Testicles. 

Next day my wife told me I better check my Dog he is laying out all swollen up.

Took him to the Vet he cut them on out.

After that the Dog was a Racoon killing fool.

Neighbor stole him with all my other Dogs. 

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[jdmidwest]

6 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I had a Golden Retriever that jumped a fence and ripped his ball sack open and his nuts were hanging out.   I thought I was gonna puke.   My buddy, who was a big-time trapper and hog farmer grabbed his testicles and just RIPPED THEM OUT.  😳 

I REALLY thought I was gonna puke THEN.   Took the dog to his house, he covered the area with some purple spray that he called "L.A."  and taped him up.   

Everything healed Just fine, but man I could have never done that. 

We used to flip the nuts over to the Blue Heeler stock dog that would swallow them whole.  He would eat them until he puked them out.  Then come back for more.

Dad would always wait until they were about 70 lbs.  I would grab them by the back legs and hoist them up, cross my legs around their head and upper legs, leaning myself back against a fence.  Nut cutting took place just below my chin and neck.  Talk about a squeeling wiggling mess.  I usually wore a pair of coveralls to keep them from biting my legs.

But, we always had the best pork in the freezer.  Nothing comes close at the stores today. 

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Use to hunt Wild Hogs.

The Boars I would cut soon as dead. They was still good eating. 

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[MOPanfisher]

On 2/22/2024 at 1:00 PM, fishinwrench said:

I had a Golden Retriever that jumped a fence and ripped his ball sack open and his nuts were hanging out.   I thought I was gonna puke.   My buddy, who was a big-time trapper and hog farmer grabbed his testicles and just RIPPED THEM OUT.  😳 

I REALLY thought I was gonna puke THEN.   Took the dog to his house, he covered the area with some purple spray that he called "L.A."  and taped him up.   

Everything healed Just fine, but man I could have never done that. 

Thanks I now hurt thinking about it.  We used to cut hogs all the time when I was a kid, by we I mean dad, my job was the catcher of the pigs, which is a unique skill set.  We had a pair of 2x12s nailed in a V shape and an old set of car seat belts attached to hold them down.  You haven't lived until you have few old sows on the other side of a gate doing their best grizzly bear impression when the little one get to squealing.  I abandoned dad for low hanging rafters once 2hen a big normally calm sow had made it part wayover/through the gate.  But he had a club hand, to some serious whopping to change her mind.  Thought once we could do it in the stock rack in the back of the pick up and then just slide them out into the lot.  Bad plan, the sows had that thing rocking and rolling. 

[Maverickpro201]

we always cut our when they were piglets. And I have cut quite a few. Same for the young bulls. My Boer Goat baby Billys, I just used a bander on and waited for them to fall off. Lot less mess.