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Posted
37 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Keep this in mind. 

I was getting Uranus Examiner. 

oneshot 

How ever much that position pays.....it ain't enough!

Posted
23 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

How ever much that position pays.....it ain't enough!

How about collecting Turkey Sperm?

oneshot 

Posted
26 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

How about collecting Turkey Sperm?

oneshot 

Extracting the sperm from a freshly killed turkey is a cake walk, compared to piddling around in the buttholes of old men !  🥴 

I have a buddy that made a fine living inseminating turkeys. 

Posted
47 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Extracting the sperm from a freshly killed turkey is a cake walk, compared to piddling around in the buttholes of old men !  🥴 

I have a buddy that made a fine living inseminating turkeys. 

Honestly I just checked this thread because I saw this quote and wanted to see where it was going.  Carry On.

Posted

I think Uranus even has a gun range, never had the time to stop and look.  Surely more benign than the signs let on, but I will wear my heavy pants if I ever stop in....

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

Posted
32 minutes ago, jdmidwest said:

I think Uranus even has a gun range, never had the time to stop and look.  Surely more benign than the signs let on, but I will wear my heavy pants if I ever stop in....

You wanna go pick up brass in Uranus? 

Posted

             What a hoot!

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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