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fishinwrench

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  1. They get offended when you STFU around here. They are trying to get you to talk as much as possible so they can see if you slur your words or whatever. They'll keep jacking with you until you give them a piece of your mind.....then they get all pissy. Stay quiet and you'll be there all dam night. I let them have it, IDGAF, I lost respect for "the badge" a long time ago.
  2. I think we're at 11 in Morgan co., 7-8 in Camden. That's over the last 8-10 years. They started ramping them up after 2007 I think, when some bill passed. Alot of times we get word of them beforehand, especially the ones close to home, so we can avoid them. The toll road(MM) from Sunrise Beach to Osage beach, the hill approaching the Niangua bridge on 5 hwy., and the road (my road) leading to/from Coconut's are hotspots for them.
  3. Yeah I approached it that way too the first 4-5 times. It gets old after awhile, and they do it all the freakin'time here around the Lake. License & insurance. Had anything to drink tonight? Run you and all passengers for warrants. Is this your correct address? Sniff in your window. Flashlight in the eyes. Any weapons in the vehicle? (and God forbid if you say Yes) Where ya going? Where ya been? Add 10-12 minutes if someone in your car doesn't have their ID with them. Welcome to Nazi Germany.
  4. I don't care much for being checked randomly. If there's a reason to suspect that I may have committed a crime....then fine. But the whole "random shakedown" thing brings out the smartass in me big-time. You should be with me during a sobriety checkpoint. I get down right indignant.
  5. They should smile and be nice too. This prevents them from hollering at you and making you cross the river/lake IMMEDIATELY to greet them. It also prevents them from blowing through the riffle you're fishing with a jet boat. They should also just check your license, wish you well, and allow you to continue your day. Bonus questions like "Where ya from", "Come here often", "Camping nearby or headed home after your done fishing", are irrelevant and just cut into my time. I didn't drive all this way to stand on the bank and shoot the bull with someone that probably doesn
  6. Yep, Trespassing. I didn't deserve it. Agreed to plead guilty and pay the fine as long as it didn't go on my record. It was the difference between paying 125.00 or hiring a lawyer for 1500.00 I really wanted to fight it and make my case, but I didn't have any extra money at the time. My oldest just got busted for fishing on a paddleboard in a KC lake without a PFD in her possession, she's all pissed off about it. Gonna cost her 180.00 😅
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  8. I met one that didn't know the difference between buffalo and carp (not a big deal really) but he was adamant that the fish were carp when they were clearly buffalo. I initially corrected him but didn't stand there and argue with him after he "corrected" me. 🙄 Also learned how to get away from one once. Watched a Mexican dude pretend to not understand him....and just walked away after an agent asked to see his permit. The agent just stood there dumbfounded, then went to check someone else. I mean, what was he gonna do? Chase him down and tackle him?Shoot him? 😅
  9. Oh goody, job security ! What kinda motor was it, so I can get a gearcase ready for when he calls ? I'll tack on an extra $8 for a replacement shad rap. 😊👍
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  11. If you're tying jigs for trout fishing what you need to find/make is jigheads that aren't perfectly round. The best trout jig ever was one that came from a round jighead mold that the halves didn't line up correctly. It was one of those mistakes that turned out to be a bonafide killer. Slap anything on that crooked head 1/80-1/32 and it was Game On.
  12. Cross-cut strips are stupid. It's fur. Once wet it makes absolutely no difference at all which way the fur is coming off the hide.
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  17. When it comes to dishing out asswhoopins I pretty much draw the line at rodeo cowboys. 😅
  18. Yeah that's what I have to keep telling myself. She wasn't a very good cook either, which she came by honestly. Her momma couldn't even fry an egg right. Prolly living on Mac & cheese and hotdogs to this day.
  19. I had an equestrian girlfriend for 8 months. Pretty as hell, crazy in bed, and better than any guy pal when doing manly stuff like building a deck, working on the truck, fixin' boats, ect. I didn't share her love of horses though, just couldn't do it. Sadly that was the straw. Lost her to some tobacco chewing Pettis county rodeo cowboy that drove a Ford. What a kick in the nuts that was. 😢 I sized him up and decided that I might not be able to whoop him...so sad little Wrench-puppy just turned around and walked away. 😔 💔
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  21. If you notice, the trails of road apples shows that they won't even allow the animal to stop for 10 seconds to take a crap. Somebody should get behind THEM when they are doing their business and make THEM keep working while they $#!t. No stopping to crap or piss azzhole! You keep raking that hay!
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