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fishinwrench

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  1. I don't ever recall a Spring where the WIND blew like it has this year. I mean every single day! 🙄
  2. Ya know, there's a certain food item that if you abstain from eating it, you'll never have to suffer through a divorce. Wedding cake !
  3. It isn't the "squeal" that makes the Dolphin a wicked buzzbait. It's that brass ball that the blade knocks against. Not only make it "clack" but also makes the skirt (and whatever trailer you use) dance like crazy.
  4. When I think about how long and hard I had to fish, and all I had to go through before I scored a 20# limit of bass...... This just makes me wanna PUKE ! 🙄
  5. Water doesn't care where the Canadian border is. Surely some of that ground water comes from Canada.....or even the North pole. Don't mention that too loudly though, because as soon as they realize it they will come up with a way to tax us for it. 🙄
  6. Speaking of buzzbaits.......I hear that the SQUEAKY DOLPHIN is making a comeback. Soon coming to a tackle shop near you ! And hopefully at a more reasonable price.
  7. 3000 years of purgatory! And not a single sin. Biblical justice has no bounds. 😅
  8. Yes, Google ads or whoever is good at what they do! No they aren't. They suck at their job ! And the piddly amount they pay Phil for residency here......is a waste of their money.
  9. Exactly. You'd think AI would be smart enough by now to recognize the types of products we would likely be interested in. It didn't even pick up on my hunt for Pellet Smoker pellets last week.....when I clearly whined about breaking up a bushel full of twigs. Not a SINGLE ad for pellets !!!!! 🤷‍♂️ The marketing dept. here is a POS !
  10. One of the Seven Deadly's. Doing its thing. Greed is never satisfied.
  11. The longer anything (such as a drop of water) stays on this planet.....the more disgusting it becomes. Humans aren't the only thing the alleged creator dammed Eternal life wasn't granted to ANYTHING......Even things that had no opportunity to sin, such as a drop of water. Begin the countdown until some prophetic soul points out that the water is drawn up into the heavens..... cleansed.....and reborn..... 1-2-3-4....... But wait, it is reborn just to turn into disgusting swill....yet AGAIN.
  12. It's what makes this forum, and YouTube possible. And it's also why it tickles me to death when I piss off Phil, Terrierman, and Quillback. It's ignorant though, in the grand scheme of things. How often, IF EVER, does seeing an ad (especially the type of ads shown) result in you making a purchase ? I'll likely never rent a THIScar, and I'll darn sure never buy a CCW Holster Bra, or Kenai Packable Gloves !
  13. This is data from our partners at Deep Dive App. You are "partners" with Johnny Shultz? I believe that Johnny himself has stated that FFS results have pretty much made all of his collected "data" obsolete. 🥴
  14. How far up does one have to go before the Missouri river is something you wouldn't be hesitant to wash your feet in ? I've only been as far up as Sioux City, and it's a gar hole up there too. A real Kamala Harris ! (Busy Ditch)
  15. The thing that spoils any Hermann experience more than anything is that gross river. It's a shame that it is our namesake. At least Jefferson City is big enough that you can kind of ignore it.
  16. I absolutely hate the word "data". 🙄
  17. I watched that. He's really sharp, for as young as he is. And makes some extremely valid points......Matter of fact, everything that came out of his mouth was valid. 👍 Nevertheless, I think the FFS thing needs to go bye-bye. It isn't a good thing.
  18. That's the same expression I'd have on my face if the state record Seed Tick was just discovered on my ball sack.
  19. Modern day Cowboy 🤠 Just wait until AI takes over bull riding ! 😅
  20. She'd be regretting that decision these days, wouldn't she ? Donett was close......but you were REALLY holding out for a gal named Donut, weren't ya? 👍 I know I would have been. 🥰 Just think of all the ways.......
  21. You know that you've fallen into a sketchy family when your girlfriends dad starts telling you how smokin' hot his neighbors wife is. 🙄 My persona just seems to bring out the true hidden characters in people. 😅 Gotta love it. I think I missed my calling. 🤔
  22. Yeah you seem like the type that would fit right in. 👍 I only participated because my girlfriends dad (at the time) saw it as his whole reason for existing. He looked forward to it all year long, and it was all he ever talked about. Looking back, it's kinda sad that the highlight of your life is time spent sitting in a lawn chair, eating bratwurst, getting wasted, and talking about your neighbors cleavage. 😅
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