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Johnsfolly

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  1. The manager of a all woman gym and spa called the police. Two male officers arrived on the scene. The manager said that she found a peep hole in the broom closet that looks into the changing room. She was horrified that someone could be watching the ladies dress and undress. The one officer said that they should be able to find the perpetrator. The manager asked about what they would do about the hole. The other officer said "Don't worry ma'am, we will be looking into it."🤣
  2. Little Johnny came home from Sunday school with a black eye. His dad sees his eye and says "How many times do I have to tell you to not get in fights at church?" "I didn't get in a fight" says Johnny. "When we were done praying, we all stood up. Mrs. Adam's dress was stuck in her butt crack and I pulled it out. She screamed at me, slapped me, and told me to never do that again." The next Sunday Johhny's other eye was black and blue. His dad asked if got in a fight again. "No. As we all stood up after our prayers, Mrs Adam's dress was stuck in her butt crack again. Louie reached over and pulled it out. I told him that Mrs Adam's doesn't like that and stuffed it back in!" 🤣
  3. Congrats on an epic day buddy! Would have been awesome to on the Go pro. Maybe next time.
  4. Congrats on a nice McCloud rainbow! You're a Crane creek expert now 😉!
  5. Mine did the same thing. Pretty sure it was the same model. 😒 With the move not even sure where all the batteries are charger are currently.
  6. Watch out for mediocre Caucasian sharks😅
  7. Feel lucky Jeff.. We saw a bunch more Dillon road kill than I remember along I70 around Columbia when we drove around back in June. The first one I remember seeing above the Missouri was about 8 to 10 yrs ago.
  8. Would prefer to catch and transport a 1000 pregnant bull sharks and have them pup around Alton IL. Those young sharks will get those carp as they grow and migrate to the gulf of Mexico over a couple of years.
  9. I have plenty but to post here I would have to catch them with the long rod. I haven't tied on new leader since the rabbit ate my fly line last year🙄. After I get 100 I'll teach Livie to poorly cast like her dad. Maybe catch a fish or two.
  10. My first guess would be smallmouth. Followed by rock bass.
  11. Any ideas on what snake that is? I saw one in Mingo and haven't looked it up.
  12. I would rather go to Spain, Germany, or France to catch these guys.
  13. Our lakes and rivers don't need new species added. Go somewhere else to catch those if you want. Protect and better our native fisheries is a much better plan.
  14. Looks great. Pretty innovative and simple design.
  15. You were kicking butt and making up names in Iowa 👍👍😅
  16. Nice pumpkinseeds Dave!
  17. Too cheap to buy a) more than one case b) or at least something good to drink 🙄
  18. That is very possible. Hated giving up that old flip phone 😅
  19. If they all quit, we would have seen a bunch of selfies while they flew away on jets paid for by the taxpayers 🙄
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  21. That was only 6 yrs ago. I regret those decisions made in my youth. I know now that my lack of action has been detrimental to the integrity of this thread. Though not deserving I can only hope to receive some level of forgiveness. 😅😅 Anyway didn't have my phone or a camera on that trip. Don't remember why.
  22. Understand having an expanding stray population. Pretty easy to trap and dispose. Just don't be surprised how many you might end up catching.
  23. Absolutely amazing! I just can believe it! Someone took the time to update the sign, they had all of the letters necessary, and everything is spelled correctly 🤣
  24. They sure looked like grass pickerel to me. Wouldn't claim them as redfin. Caught several about 6 years ago from the wire road access. Didn't get photos 😒.
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