Ok here is a true story. We had a well stocked bar in my room at our fraternity that I shared with two other guys. My one roommate would walk through levels of drunkenness. If he ended with tequila it meant that he would be hugging a trash can later. So my girlfriend at the time (she's now my wife) and I were hanging out by the fire in our room when Mike came in and told us how horny he was. He grabbed a beer and said he wasn't coming back until he had a girl to take to bed. We didn't see him for 30 to 45 min later. He walked in much more intoxicated with three guys. I turned to Sue and said if he makes a move towards the stairs to his loft that I would tackle him and she should kick the guys out.
Instead they had tequila shots and we put Mike to bed with the trash can😌.