I am here to come clean; to set the record straight.
First, a little background. I really, really do try to take care of my stuff. But since August 7, 2013, I have been tested over and over again. That's when Ruby, our adorable Brittany puppy, arrived. Ruby likes to chew. A lot. On anything. She just needs to be able to reach it -- that's the only criteria. And you don't always know what she can reach until it's too late.
Well, turns out she can reach up to the sunglasses compartment above the mirror in my car.
I'm a believer in integrity, and I also believe it goes both ways. Sure, I could conjure up some story and probably wrangle another pair of frames out of Smith, (it's just little ol' me versus the big corporation, right?), but I won't. Time for me to suck it up and buy some new ones. Guess who'll get the first shot at selling me some new glasses?