Due to a large new construction project, Ludwig Von Beethoven’s grave had to be moved. As they were digging down to reach the casket, they heard scratching noises...the closer they got to the casket, the scratching noises got louder. When they reached the casket, they were so curious about the scratching noises, which were very loud now. They opened it up and found a long haired skeleton with a huge eraser and rolls upon rolls of written music that he was erasing. They asked him what on earth he was doing??
Beethoven raised his head and said....
”I’m decomposing”