Anyone Use Redbeard's Ranch On The Niangua?

[oneshot]

If a gal flashed her cantelopes in the grocery store it'd MAKE YOUR DAY!

Don't even lie

My Cousin came to the store with See Through Blouse and no Bra,we had such a long conversation my wife had to come get me.LOL

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[jdmidwest]

My Cousin came to the store with See Through Blouse and no Bra,we had such a long conversation my wife had to come get me.LOL

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First Cousin or further down the gene pool?

[fishinwrench]

I'm gonna get grounded for this one but....

Ya know the definition of "relative humidity"?

That's when the sweat off your balls runs down the crack of your cousins butt.

[Mitch f]

Grounded, expelled, hand slap, Foul!!

[ozarkgunner]

The outfitters would starve without the drunks.

[fishinwrench]

The outfitters would starve without the drunks.

I don't buy that. The alcohol restrictions at the trout parks don't starve out anyone.

[joeD]

This debauched behavior occurs all the time during major college football and NFL games. It's called "tailgating." So, it is not a "river" issue.

Basically, we can all agree that we don't want to be around loutish drunks misbehaving.

The setting is not relevant.

Heck, look at the Spaniards, They get drunk and let bulls loose in the middle of a town. Then try to get in front of the herd and try to outrun them. Then drink summore. They've been doing this for ages.

However, please be careful for what you wish for. Our lives are regulated enough.

[oneshot]

First Cousin or further down the gene pool?

First Cousin.You know the Joke about going to Family Reunion to get a Date? Actually had a Cousin try to pick me up at Family Reunion.Me,my Brother and his Girlfriend was in a Bar,my Brother actually left the Bar with our Cousin,left his Girlfriend there with me.Yes we became friends as matter fact I would stay with her when I was in California.

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[Smalliebigs]

Al, I had a similar situation to what you had but it was two canoe with 4 guys one was passed out but, they were more than agressively hitting on my then girlfriend and we moved on but, i was ready to fight which would have ended bad for me.

What happened to you is BS and those people like that should be held accountable for their sick actions.....I used to like make people accountable but, I'm too old now and have a daughter.

The episode with the propositioning happened like this...we were pulled up on a gravel bar (me, my wife, and the two nieces). A group of 20 something guys, obviously drunk, pulled up on the gravel bar close to us. The lewd and rude behavior commenced immediately. Now I'm the only man in the group, and I'm not a very big guy. They could have, if they had been inclined, have done more than just proposition my niece. The intimidation factor was what was really bad. We packed up and left.

But why should we have felt we had to leave? That kind of behavior is unacceptable anywhere.

The threatening to turn over the canoe has happened more than once...I don't remember if it happened during that float. The squirting with the water cannons happened on a float on the Huzzah, as well as on the float mentioned above. The Huzzah float was on a Friday, the others on Saturdays.

And no, Wrench, it isn't stretching the truth. It happened, and similar things have happened to other people I know.

[oneshot]

I'm gonna get grounded for this one but....

Ya know the definition of "relative humidity"?

That's when the sweat off your balls runs down the crack of your cousins butt.

Oh man that's Bad!

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