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Right, and be up to my neck in court dates. And everyone would hate ME as bad as I hate doctors.

No thanks, I prefer to know exactly what I'm doing before I charge someone (reasonably) for my services.

Those "techs" that sell you guys on engine-tuner and fuel additives....they operate like doctors do. :)

I'm just saying it's possible.

Posted

I have heard two different news stories about this guy, one said he was bitten twice, the other said three times. Assuming that one of those accounts are true, that leads me to believe that the guys was messing with the snake. I would think that if this was an accidental run in with a snake, it probably wouldn't have bit him multiple times, or maybe not even at all. I can only imagine that this incident was preceded by one of the following lines:

"You think a snake can bite through a beer can?"

"Finish that beer, then grab a stick and pry that snake's mouth open, I wanna see why they call them cotton mouths"

"Dude, hold my beer. I gotta go kill that snake before it bites someone"

Remember - If at first you DO succeed, try not to act surprised & quit while you're ahead.

Posted

If he was wading and stepped on it I could see it nailing him twice before he got away. Especially if alcohol was involved.

Posted

It was fine. Wrench likes to go off about doctors and I like to prod him along. :)

Doctors

Lawyers

Police

Fireman

MDC

Spin fisherman

Giggers

Floaters

Weathermen

NASA

Bass boats

Mercury motors

Deer hunters

Budweiser

Free stuff

Mosquitoes

Bananas

Pork steak

Perch

Missouri River ice flow

Trout fisherman

Trout

Red colored canoes

Bike riders

Amish

Amish bike riders

Amish trout fisherman

Some guy named Ned

Anybody named Ned

Bow hunters

Gardeners

People who eat radishes

Chief Grey Bear

Living is dangerous to your health

Owner Ozark Fishing Expeditions

Co-Owner, Chief Executive Product Development Team Jerm Werm

Executive Pro Staff Team Agnew

Executive Pro Staff Paul Dallas Productions

Executive Pro Staff Team Heddon, River Division

Chief Primary Consultant Missouri Smallmouth Alliance

Executive Vice President Ronnie Moore Outdoors

Posted

Well we have yet to see the Ned win a tournament.

Chief Grey Bear

Living is dangerous to your health

Owner Ozark Fishing Expeditions

Co-Owner, Chief Executive Product Development Team Jerm Werm

Executive Pro Staff Team Agnew

Executive Pro Staff Paul Dallas Productions

Executive Pro Staff Team Heddon, River Division

Chief Primary Consultant Missouri Smallmouth Alliance

Executive Vice President Ronnie Moore Outdoors

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