Johnsfolly Posted February 16, 2021 Posted February 16, 2021 Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human STAMFORD, CT—The pro wrestling world was rocked last week when a new challenger arrived on the WWE circuit weighing in at 890 pounds, possessing 10-inch claws, and the strength to crush bones into gelatin. “He calls himself ‘the Grizzly’ and he is unlike any other wrestler anyone in the WWE has ever come up against,” said wrestler Seth Rollins from his hospital bed after a brief run-in with the massive opponent. What makes the Grizzly so unique? He is a trans-grizzly bear; the man recently decided to identify as human after being born an Alaskan grizzly bear. Along with his new identity, he has embraced his dream of becoming a champion human pro wrestler. “The Grizzly has stated that his preferred pronouns are he/him/human and so we are going to respect that,” said A.J. Styles, wincing in pain as doctors attempted to realign his spine — another victim of the Grizzly’s punishment. The Grizzly has torn apart his competition, sometimes literally. There are few remaining wrestlers left who are even willing to attempt a match against him. “He’ll be our star wrestler by, oh I’d say around seven thirty tonight when he gets the championship belt,” said WWE owner Vince McMahon. “It’s really inspiring to see someone embrace their true self and find victory, not only in the sport they love, but over their own issues with identity,” said wrestler Randy Orton just before going in to have both of his shattered legs amputated. “Good on him." Terrierman, fishinwrench, BilletHead and 1 other 1 2 1
BilletHead Posted February 16, 2021 Posted February 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said: Spot on! Johnsfolly 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
BilletHead Posted February 16, 2021 Posted February 16, 2021 Boy I miss that show! Johnsfolly 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
Johnsfolly Posted February 16, 2021 Posted February 16, 2021 14 minutes ago, BilletHead said: Boy I miss that show! I've seen every episode. Very funny. Funny thing was that was only after they had gone into syndication .
BilletHead Posted February 16, 2021 Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Johnsfolly said: I've seen every episode. Very funny. Funny thing was that was only after they had gone into syndication . I have seen them all too. Couldn't wait for each new episode. It was so related to those years i can relate to growing up. Dang I'm getting old! Johnsfolly 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
Mitch f Posted February 17, 2021 Posted February 17, 2021 With the weather like it is today… You definitely need that Truecoat....it helps with the oxidation BilletHead 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Mitch f Posted February 17, 2021 Posted February 17, 2021 @BilletHead do you have Truecoat on you vehicles? BilletHead 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
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