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2 hours ago, Mitch f said:

Police 👮‍♂️ Near Olathe are on the look out for these 2 characters last spotted at a local BBQ place, posing as micro fishermen. They are considered unarmed and pretty docile...but have what was described as a tremendous appetite. Do not approach, call 911 immediately.

 

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                      Hey Mitch that guy tricked me into sharing a meal once and coffee another time. :) 

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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56 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

                      Hey Mitch that guy tricked me into sharing a meal once and coffee another time. :) 

Americas most wanted! 😂

"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

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Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his dad. While there he saw folks rubbing ther hands along the flanks and legs of the horses. When his dad did that to a couple of horses, Johnny asked him what he was doing. His dad responded that he was feeling the horses muscles and physique to determine if he would bid and ultimately buy that horse. Somewhat shocked Little Johnny said to his dad, "I think that the delivery man wants to buy Mom!" 🤣

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What does a Jewish man call a waterbed??

 

The Dead Sea

"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

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A young man walks into a drug store. It’s his first time to buy condoms and wanted some advice. He asked the drug store owner to help him with his decision. The drug store owner said, “Well, we have  2 pack for Irishmen....Wednesday and Saturday nights. We have a 3 pack for Africans...Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday nights. And we have a 12 pack for Jewish folks....January, February, March.........

"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

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