Fishing In The Trees,Be careful! Snakes!

[dtrs5kprs]

42 minutes ago, dan hufferd said:

the best way to find cotton mouths is to set on the bank with a lantern. It's a great time

I'll take your word for it.

[dtrs5kprs]

Champ and V...which club is most effective for eradicating the local vipers? I'm thinking maybe a 3 iron?

[MoCarp]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

No Kidding!!  Sounds the same as the Crane Creek forum.  SNAKES everywhere stay away!!!

I also hear snakes go nuts on fish on a stringer ESPECIALLY smallmouth bass over 3 lbs!..why I knew a guy looked behind his canoe and 40 snakes was chasing his stringer!

every time they stopped they tried to get in with them! was this time of year, best way to avoid snakes DON'T STRING FISH! 

[vernon]

1 hour ago, Champ188 said:

If I'm not mistaken, didn't you publish a study comparing the Titleist Pro-V1, Bridgestone B330RX Tour and the Callaway Chrome Soft on Ozarks region golf courses occupied by the black mamba?

Indeed I did!  Thank you so much for mentioning that and I hope you found it to be a good read.

Unfortunately, it was somewhat overshadowed by the critically acclaimed followup "The Black Mamba, Golf and You - And How They Can Change Your Life (In the Ozarks) for Better or Worse Depending Upon Perspective".  

Dang near nabbed a Pulitzer with that baby!

[vernon]

36 minutes ago, MoCarp said:

I also hear snakes go nuts on fish on a stringer ESPECIALLY smallmouth bass over 3 lbs!..why I knew a guy looked behind his canoe and 40 snakes was chasing his stringer!

every time they stopped they tried to get in with them! was this time of year, best way to avoid snakes DON'T STRING FISH! 

OK - that about tears it for me.  

Time to lock this thing up and add "snakes" to the banned word list.

[vernon]

38 minutes ago, dtrs5kprs said:

Champ and V...which club is most effective for eradicating the local vipers? I'm thinking maybe a 3 iron?

C'mon Dave, get in the game!

3 irons are like so yesterday.

Obviously, you meant to say, "3 hybrid".

Be more careful next time - snakes aren't stupid after all.

[MoCarp]

hey vern, your no fun  had to say hey vern..where is Qwee Qwee these days?

[abkeenan]

49 minutes ago, dtrs5kprs said:

Champ and V...which club is most effective for eradicating the local vipers? I'm thinking maybe a 3 iron?

I believe you use the same method as is used for ousting groundhogs. A 2004 Ford Excursion on 35" Goodyear Swamper Lug Varmint Squasher tires. Highly effective. Or so I'm told. 

[dtrs5kprs]

42 minutes ago, abkeenan said:

I believe you use the same method as is used for ousting groundhogs. A 2004 Ford Excursion on 35" Goodyear Swamper Lug Varmint Squasher tires. Highly effective. Or so I'm told. 

Dang. Snowball is an '05. Need to add another club.

[dblades]

2 hours ago, dtrs5kprs said:

Champ and V...which club is most effective for eradicating the local vipers? I'm thinking maybe a 3 iron?

Which one has the longer shaft? I'm thinking a big wood.