Bass Fly Swap 2018

[ness]

21 minutes ago, fshndoug said:

I  might tye up a few streamers.I just got 2200 daiichi hooks in along with 500 B10s in sizes 2/0 down to #6

I don’t know what the heck that all means, but you’re in! 😄

[Flysmallie]

24 minutes ago, ness said:

I don’t know what the heck that all means

Oh geez. Don’t make us kick you out of your own swap. 

[Flysmallie]

You still only have me down for one and I’m going to do at least two. 

Send me a pic of those fancy pencil poppers and I’ll send it along to Chip for his approval. 

[ness]

2 hours ago, Flysmallie said:

You still only have me down for one and I’m going to do at least two. 

Send me a pic of those fancy pencil poppers and I’ll send it along to Chip for his approval. 

Alright, alright. At least 2? I’ll load in 2 more but the rules say name the fly. All I got at this point is some promises...

[fishinwrench]

6 hours ago, BilletHead said:

Good thing Wrench wussed out if she would of seen him in his spider man undies she may of become nauseated although Mrs. BilletHead did not puke ,

BilletHead

A better plan altogether!   I'm sending each of you a pair of Spiderman underwear.  Wear them when your wet wading and I guarantee you'll appreciate them way more than any of the flys these hacks are about to whip up.  As an extra bonus I'll include one pair that has been previously seasoned. .    I'll not send the Batman ones though, because if I did you all would have pregnant wives within 6 weeks.  Spiderman is considerably less potent around the lady's.

Since my underwear has been repeatedly brought up since last October, let me explain before y'all start wondering "WHY IS A 50+ YEAR OLD MAN WEARING SPIDERMAN UNDIES?" 

It's because they are made from the same material, and probably come from the same manufacturing plant, as the 44.00/pair Under Armour stuff, they only cost 6.00/pair but only come with superhero's printed on them.  They wear like iron and are bone dry 10 minutes after you get out of the river. The best undies in the world for bicycling or anything else outdoorsy.   I once had a leech in my butt crack.....so I don't wet wade commando anymore, and I don't recommend that any of you should either.  

 

[Flysmallie]

One of them will be a gurgler. Everybody needs a properly tied gurgler.

The one that you want we'll call a marabou pig because it is basically the smallie pig fly with marabou. There's more differences than that but it will work.

Third will be the trashy dragon. You'll see. 

[fishinwrench]

6 minutes ago, Flysmallie said:

Third will be the trashy dragon. You'll see. 

Fly names  

It's getting harder every day.  

[ness]

9 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

A better plan altogether!   I'm sending each of you a pair of Spiderman underwear.  Wear them when your wet wading and I guarantee you'll appreciate them way more than any of the flys these hacks are about to whip up.  As an extra bonus I'll include one pair that has been previously seasoned. .    

Alright, you're in. Please leave the tags on the new pair. I take a large. Not gonna discuss Kathy's size here. I'll PM you. 

[ness]

8 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Fly names  

It's getting harder every day.  

That is one cool looking fly right there. 

[Flysmallie]

9 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Fly names  

It's getting harder every day.  

 

Well it's kind of ridiculous actually. But it's no different than everything else on the planet needing a name. Most of the flies in my box don't have a name. Or they have a really weird name for some reason that nobody ever hears. But this Mr. Ness guy is running a tight ship on this train wreck so I posted up some names. We'll thank Jack for the gurgler name, even though he might not like my version. I explained the name of the marabou pig, kind of. And the trashy dragon I just pulled out of the air but it will make since when you see it. And it sure as hell isn't an f'ing nymph.