Still Cutting Wood

[oneshot]

I have bad circulation in one Leg. They wanted to amputate it. I have Blood Clots in it often that is why I’m on Blood Thinners.

Got Nerve Damage in the other Leg. My Doctor says I’m not to be able to walk.

Now one Arm messed up and no teeth. Oh I can’t hardly hear.

Still kind of kicking.

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[fishinwrench]

This reminds me of the joke about the couple of newlyweds that checked into a resort.  The resort owner noticed that the guy spent all day and most of the night out fishing ALONE.  So he walks over to the guy and says Hey, shouldn't you be in the cabin with your bride making whoopie?   

Awe No we can't do that, she has terrible vaginitis. 

Oh that's a bummer....well there's always other ways, ya know?

Naw, can't do that, she's got Pyorrhea and her gums will start bleeding. 

Good Lord man, may I ask what possessed you to marry this gal?

She's got worms too.....and I LOVE to fish.

[oneshot]

Took care of worms with SKOAL. This why no teeth.

She said she married me because I was strange and exciting.

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[MOPanfisher]

Oneshot, do you answer to the nickname of Lucky?

[Johnsfolly]

30 minutes ago, MOPanfisher said:

Oneshot, do you answer to the nickname of Lucky?

I thinks that its Job😌!

[oneshot 1]

Forgot Arthritis is killing me in both Hands and there is nothing I can take for it.

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