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Posted
9 hours ago, WWM said:

Drove by today and the lights where on with the open Sogn on. Things changed here in SGF yesterday with what businesses can be open and do curbside. I’d call and check in with them. 

We've communicated.

Posted
1 hour ago, vernon said:

How long are you down for this year?  Mark and me leave two weeks from today.  If there's an overlap I'll keep an eye out for you at Walmart and Harter House!  

I wouldn't dare enter Schooner while you're there - that'd be almost as blasphemous as encroaching upon Beardsley without the appropriate papers!

Good luck transporting the school district, athletic department and neighborhood watch group cross country single handedly!

Will be a true test for the Expedition.

It would be. For an Expedition. No problem for the big girl.

We'll be down for a couple of weeks.

Posted
46 minutes ago, dtrs5kprs said:

It would be. For an Expedition. No problem for the big girl.

We'll be down for a couple of weeks.

Crap!  I meant "Excursion"!

Man, I hate being wrong even though I should be more used to it by now..........

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

Posted
5 hours ago, vernon said:

How long are you down for this year?  Mark and me leave two weeks from today.  If there's an overlap I'll keep an eye out for you at Walmart and Harter House!  

I wouldn't dare enter Schooner while you're there - that'd be almost as blasphemous as encroaching upon Beardsley without the appropriate papers!

Good luck transporting the school district, athletic department and neighborhood watch group cross country single handedly!

Will be a true test for the Expedition.

I'll have to take a vote on the forum to see how many of you Jhawkers are allowed on our beautiful lake at one time! Sometimes we REALLY believe in physical distancing!

Posted
2 minutes ago, magicwormman said:

I'll have to take a vote on the forum to see how many of you Jhawkers are allowed on our beautiful lake at one time! Sometimes we REALLY believe in physical distancing!

You know that Dave contributes to our community by providing amazing jig heads! What is your contribution Vernon?

Posted
30 minutes ago, magicwormman said:

I'll have to take a vote on the forum to see how many of you Jhawkers are allowed on our beautiful lake at one time! Sometimes we REALLY believe in physical distancing!

*Looks around... where's the Jayhawk?

Posted
33 minutes ago, magicwormman said:

You know that Dave contributes to our community by providing amazing jig heads! What is your contribution Vernon

OH MY!!! This should be good!!!!!

Posted
18 hours ago, magicwormman said:

You know that Dave contributes to our community by providing amazing jig heads! What is your contribution Vernon?

Well, aside from striking good looks and a dazzling personality there's the deep and intuitive philosophical guidance and advice that, although you likely are not even be aware of it, is shaping your very existence even as I write this!

As a paradigm, the impertinent and preadolescent comments towards me and other Jayhawks.  Before I came along you all hurled them mindlessly and then giggled like a fourth grade girl and thought you were being clever.  Now, however, in the deep recesses of your subconscious you're actually starting to question why you would behave in such a nonsensical way and even beginning to wonder if perhaps deep down inside you actually aren't a Jayhawk too!

The puerile teasing and name calling is merely an imbellic and ineffective attempt to suppress your inner being which is now beginning to manifest itself in your preconscious and subconscious mind and these strange goings on are bewildering to you.  

While for most of us, these feelings are easily and naturally retrieved from the subconscious mind, others may find it necessary to occasionally examine themselves in a totally different context before finding inner peace and true self awareness.

And this apperception of sorts is what you are experiencing at this very moment.

Fear not however.  Being a true humanitarian I shall dispatch with any hostilities that I might otherwise justifiably feel towards you and will stay here to guide you through this fascinating metamorphosis as you transition into that which we all really are deep down inside.

A ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!

You're welcome.......😉

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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