Well I Hope I Feel Better

[oneshot]

Been sick last two days. Our Son is cutting me wood. I would help him but I’m just too sick.

My wife says I might have slight case of the Flu. I had the shot.
 

No I don’t have COVID-19

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[Mitch f]

Hopefully you’ll feel better soon

[oneshot]

Well went open the Chickens back to the house.

Was going to plant Rose Bush but didn’t get that far.

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[oneshot]

Well no temperature, smell and Taste ok. Just got the runs. Makes it worse I can’t get up.

Wife says it’s a Stomach Virus.

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[jdmidwest]

Mexican gave me the runs the other day.  Chinese buffet is still bullet proof.

[snagged in outlet 3]

I have the runs all the time.  I didn’t marry my wife because she could cook😁

[fishinwrench]

3 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I have the runs all the time.  I didn’t marry my wife because she could cook😁

Ahh, so YOU'RE THE ONE using up all the phucking toilet paper !    😖

[oneshot]

Wife thinks she figured it out. I’m still sick.

She thinks it is Egg Nog and Whisky.

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[Gavin]

More Whiskey will cure it. That egg nog is nasty stuff.

 

[fishinwrench]

12 minutes ago, Gavin said:

More Whiskey will cure it. That egg nog is nasty stuff.

 

No kidding.  Whoever decided to put alcohol in egg nog should be heel stomped.   

One of our lake bars started serving "loaded milkshakes" last Summer.    You've never seen so many people hanging off the side of boats puking their guts out.  🙄 

Of course those among the braindead figured it was the Covid causing it.