What Would My Wife Do Without Me

[oneshot]

My wife this morning said she was going to start going to the Gym again to get back in shape .

I said well round is a shape.

Got a Hound that is fat. I was calling her and said come here little fat girl. My wife says I don’t want to be a little fat girl.

Maybe she has a plan. She said after I’m operated on and heal I can go back to the Gym.

oneshot

[Dutch]

6 hours ago, oneshot said:

My wife this morning said she was going to start going to the Gym again to get back in shape .

I said well round is a shape.

Got a Hound that is fat. I was calling her and said come here little fat girl. My wife says I don’t want to be a little fat girl.

Maybe she has a plan. She said after I’m operated on and heal I can go back to the Gym.

oneshot

So which of your non working parts will be getting an operation?

[oneshot]

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

So which of your non working parts will be getting an operation?

My Penis. Going to have a valve put in so I can control when I go.

Oh Happy Days!

oneshot

[Dutch]

Ok so what kind of exercises will a one armed guy do at the fitness center?

[snagged in outlet 3]

45 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Ok so what kind of exercises will a one armed guy do at the fitness center?

I know one but it might him get him jailed....😂

[snagged in outlet 3]

Best exercise ever.  Squats!

[Dutch]

43 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Best exercise ever.  Squats!

I figure he does that in the woods.

[oneshot]

42 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I know one but it might him get him jailed....😂

Actually I can do several things. My Trainer gets on to me doing some but hey let me try.

I just got to thinking that is the only thing they can fix. They can’t fix my arm, my legs, my erection or my head.

oneshot

[MOPanfisher]

6 hours ago, oneshot said:

My Penis. Going to have a valve put in so I can control when I go.

Oh Happy Days!

oneshot

Slap a sharkbite fitting on that thing and save your money for fishing tackle.

[fishinwrench]

32 minutes ago, MOPanfisher said:

Slap a sharkbite fitting on that thing and save your money for fishing tackle.

That's what I'm talking about ! 

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A Golf tee and a tie-strap oughta work too. 👍