I Could Kick Myself

[oneshot]

My wife is at a friends place missing our Farm.

Woods and Goats. She is outside playing with the Goats which we had about 50 head.

Like she said if she had known some things we would have never sold.

Got 3 acres of brush we could fence in and get some more Goats but my wife has been saying we’re too old to be messing with this.

oneshot

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1 hour ago, oneshot said:

Got 3 acres of brush we could fence in and get some more Goats but my wife has been saying we’re too old to be messing with this.

They don't really take much care do they?

[fishinwrench]

From my perspective (which I'm sure everyone is just dying to hear)....

The cost to fence in 3 acres would greatly exceed the financial and mental benefit of having any stupidass goats.

[Dutch]

2 hours ago, oneshot said:

My wife is at a friends place missing our Farm.

Woods and Goats. She is outside playing with the Goats which we had about 50 head.

Like she said if she had known some things we would have never sold.

Got 3 acres of brush we could fence in and get some more Goats but my wife has been saying we’re too old to be messing with this.

oneshot

You could always get one and tie it to a tree.

[oneshot]

Couple thousand and could fence it in. I would put couple strands of Hot Wire on the inside.

Keeping the Buck away from the Nannies is the hardest part.

Last time I fed them too much and let them breed to where they was kidding twice a year.

Make more money now days off of Goats and do great around here with brush.

oneshot

[fishinwrench]

25 minutes ago, oneshot said:

 

Make more money now days off of Goats and do great around here with brush.

oneshot

I have 6 acres of useless wooded hillside.   If you'd like to fence it in and make us some money we can discuss it.  Jus'sayin.   I'd be happy with 140.00/mo. for the first year.   

[Terrierman]

38 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

I have 6 acres of useless wooded hillside.   If you'd like to fence it in and make us some money we can discuss it.  Jus'sayin.   I'd be happy with 140.00/mo. for the first year.   

Just get your own dern goat and tie it to a tree.  Water bucket will need filled maybe once a week.  Move the goat when you fill the bucket.  And then sell the goat later for a couple of grand.  Thing is, if you do this, the idea is mine, and patented and you will owe me one of those grand.  I can loan you $50 to buy the goat if you're a little short.

[fishinwrench]

33 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

Just get your own dern goat and tie it to a tree.  Water bucket will need filled maybe once a week.  Move the goat when you fill the bucket.  And then sell the goat later for a couple of grand.  Thing is, if you do this, the idea is mine, and patented and you will owe me one of those grand.  I can loan you $50 to buy the goat if you're a little short.

Considering where you live.....You can also PIMP OUT the goat on weekends, for even more undocumented cash.  

Just hose it off between tricks. 👍

[oneshot 1]

I tried tying one. Didn't work, came home to a Goat tangled up and dead.

I had bunch of fence I put up on the farm. Moved my Goats around.

The Guy that bought us out took all the fence and buildings down because he didn't want anything that I had done.

He bought me out because I had done killed all the Deer in the area and messed up his hunting. Thing is most the Deer I was killing was across the road.

oneshot 

[MOPanfisher]

7 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

From my perspective (which I'm sure everyone is just dying to hear)....

The cost to fence in 3 acres would greatly exceed the financial and mental benefit of having any stupidass goats.

I was completely with ya, UNTIL you started in with tying a goat to a tree.  Bad things could happen, a little Alcahol, a little smoke, a bad decision and the video taken by the neighbor goes viral and suddenly you arent allowed within 1000 feet of a petting zoo.