Get Up And Go Done Got Up And Went

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Mowed the Lawn today most of it with the Rider.

Found I am done I had a big day planned but my body says. Yea right!

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Now my neighbor has to have his grass mowed.

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We killed Chickens our neighbors wife had to close their blinds because we was killing stuff.

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[fishinwrench]

10 hours ago, oneshot said:

We killed Chickens our neighbors wife had to close their blinds because we was killing stuff.

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My grandpa (his name was Glen too) was cleaning chickens once.  Us kids would chase and tackle a chicken, bring it to him, and he would grab it by the legs, swing it up on a log, behead it with a hatchet.....and let it flop all over the yard until it bled out. 

Well he missed once and only chopped the chickens beak off.   My Aunt screamed "OH MY GOD, GLEN CHOPPED ITS PECKER OFF!!!"

My grandma came flying out of the house totally freaking out.....but then was immediately relieved once she realized Aunt Mary was talking about the CHICKEN.   

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36 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

  Us kids would chase and tackle a chicken, bring it to him

I went to aisle 10 and got some chicken breasts and put them in grandma’s cart.  No drama whatsoever 😂

[Terrierman]

36 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I went to aisle 10 and got some chicken breasts and put them in grandma’s cart.  No drama whatsoever 😂

City boy you and all that.

[fishinwrench]

40 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I went to aisle 10 and got some chicken breasts and put them in grandma’s cart.  No drama whatsoever 😂

I bet they tasted alot better than the breasts off those sleazy old yard birds I was raised on.   

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5 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

City boy you and all that.

Burbs!   Stop at Goias too sometimes.  

[oneshot]

Brought up you wanted Fried Chicken you took the.22 out and shot a couple.

Love these neighbors. Had one insisted I take dead stuff out of my pickup into out of sight place. She was happy my Beagles were killed instead of being in their pen.

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[BilletHead]

10 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I bet they tasted alot better than the breasts off those sleazy old yard birds I was raised on.   

                     Your taste buds must be burnt out. Must be the same thing that protected you from getting the corona. Whiskey and nicotine