Concealed Carry

[Gavin]

 

 

[Johnsfolly]

1 hour ago, Terrierman said:

Mama said a pistol was the Devil's right hand.

 

Mama told me not to come. "that ain't the way to have fun, Son!"

[Mitch f]

26 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

Mama told me not to come. "that ain't the way to have fun, Son!"

My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates… You never know what you’re going to git!!

[Johnsfolly]

17 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates… You never know what you’re going to git!!

Mama told me when I was young
"Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day"

"Oh, take your time, don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
You'll find a woman and you'll find love
And don't forget, son, there is someone up above"

[Terrierman]

Johnny Cash's Mama told him to always be a good boy and never play with guns.  But he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[Johnsfolly]

3 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

Johnny Cash's Mama told him to always be a good boy and never play with guns.  But he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

So that sent him to Folsom Prison and he hangs his head and cries.

[Terrierman]

11 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

So that sent him to Folsom Prison and he hangs his head and cries.

True.  But he knows he had it coming.

[fishinwrench]

Why Johnny Tyler!    Madcap.  Where you headed with that shotgun?

[Mitch f]

This one actually brings tears to me eyes…😥

 

 

[Terrierman]

36 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Why Johnny Tyler!    Madcap.  Where you headed with that shotgun?

What song is that?  And whose mother said it?