Hey I’m A Good Neighbor

[bfishn]

17 minutes ago, Dutch said:

...How does a 1 arm man kill chickens?

They were probably one-legged chickens.

[oneshot]

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

Who couldn’t work today?

What woman cried?

How does a 1 arm man kill chickens?

The Neighbor couldn’t work today.

The neighbor woman gets sick and all when she sees me kill.

Grab Chicken by the Legs, step on Head and pull. Rabbits same way.

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[fishinwrench]

4 hours ago, Dutch said:

How does a 1 arm man kill chickens

Machete !   

Boc-bock! 😈 

[oneshot]

I almost killed a Chicken with my Cane this morning.

I put some feed in the feeder. Dang Rooster tried to flog me. I hit him with the Feed Bucket and beat him with my Cane.

Been burning leaves for last week and can’t see where I’ve touched them. Burn some more and run Mower over the rest.

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[Dutch]

So do you pull the head off or just enough to kill it?

[oneshot]

17 minutes ago, Dutch said:

So do you pull the head off or just enough to kill it?

Pull the head off.

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[Dutch]

So flopping around getting blood all over you?

[oneshot]

2 hours ago, Dutch said:

So flopping around getting blood all over you?

Pull the head off let it go. Do it fast no more blood than normal.

Found out the neighbor woman was blowing leaves today because I was.

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[fishinwrench]

4 hours ago, oneshot said:

 

Found out the neighbor woman was blowing leaves today because I was

I need a day with no wind, or a day with a North or East wind.   Trying to blow leaves on my property lately has been like trying to push water uphill.  

[oneshot]

7 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I need a day with no wind, or a day with a North or East wind.   Trying to blow leaves on my property lately has been like trying to push water uphill.  

Same here. I’ve blowed and burnt for a week and looks like I haven’t touched them.

I tried burning my whole place off one time to help kill Bush Honeysuckle but fell and distroyed my shoulder.

Their wanting me to work up Deer. I have found I grab up high with my bad Arm, if I let lose it drops and it don’t care what is in the way. I was cutting metal and found out the hard way.

I figure cutting up Deer is too dangerous. 
 

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