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Posted
8 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Oh I dunno....... A free hand job is awarded for everytime you $#!t the bed.  

Finally something to look forward to.

“If a cluttered desk is a sign, of a cluttered mind, of what then, is an empty desk a sign?”- Albert Einstein

Posted
19 hours ago, grizwilson said:

JD need to rethink your observation.  Lost a good longtime friend this past year to Huntingtons.  First, nurses are strictly off limits, that will get you restricted to your room and restraints, focus on other residents.  The ratio is 8-9 to 1 so odds are good.  Whisky, that is why you take your younger friends fishing now so they smuggle a supply.  Cigars? Do not know, but my buddy could shotgun a pack of cigarettes in about 15 minutes.  Just sayin that is my take. 

 

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Basically what I was saying.  Not really a good retirement option.

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

Posted
33 minutes ago, fshndoug said:

I am amazed at the amount of imagination you have Wrench.

FIFY

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted
On 12/21/2022 at 5:54 AM, jdmidwest said:

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Basically what I was saying.  Not really a good retirement option.

May be an image of 11 people, people standing, people sitting and indoor

Santa is the only male I see in this photo..... good odds.  My 94 year old Grandmother (who outlived 5 husbands) said "They all look the same in the dark"?????

“If a cluttered desk is a sign, of a cluttered mind, of what then, is an empty desk a sign?”- Albert Einstein

Posted
47 minutes ago, grizwilson said:

May be an image of 11 people, people standing, people sitting and indoor

Santa is the only male I see in this photo..... good odds.  My 94 year old Grandmother (who outlived 5 husbands) said "They all look the same in the dark"?????

                 I keep saying the ladies will live so much longer than we will! 

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted
8 hours ago, grizwilson said:

My 94 year old Grandmother (who outlived 5 husbands) said "They all look the same in the dark"?????

 And they all provided a house, some property,  plenty of groceries (apparent by all of those fat rear ends) and kept the lights on year after year after year..... 

If the average woman truly cared, and took better care of their mate/provider, then they might live longer.   Jus'sayin'.

Posted
On 12/24/2022 at 4:31 PM, fishinwrench said:

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If the average woman truly cared, and took better care of their mate/provider, then they might live longer.   Jus'sayin'.

Grandma resembled that remark, poor old #4 had a massive heart attack shortly after they went to bed..... If she would have just left him to watch the news he would likely still be here.  Took the undertaker a lot of work to fix his facial expression......

“If a cluttered desk is a sign, of a cluttered mind, of what then, is an empty desk a sign?”- Albert Einstein

Posted

May be an image of text that says 'Be good to your nieces and nephews. One day you will need them to smuggle alcohol into your nursing home.'

“If a cluttered desk is a sign, of a cluttered mind, of what then, is an empty desk a sign?”- Albert Einstein

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