Hey I'm Trying To Lose Weight

[oneshot 1]

Here I am trying to lose weight and one of my friends cooked me a Sweet Potato Pie. 

Killing me with Love. 

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[fishinwrench]

Sweet potato pie isn't going to stay inside you long enough to add any weight.  

That will go right through you like grain through a goose.   

[Ketchup]

Go visit your naked neighbor. She will help ya slim down. 

[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, Ketchup said:

Go visit your naked neighbor. She will help ya slim down. 

From here on out, I think we should refer to her as....Sweet Potato pie.  😘

[MrGiggles]

7 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

From here on out, I think we should refer to her as....Sweet Potato pie.  😘

I think "warm apple pie" would be more appropriate. 

[oneshot 1]

22 minutes ago, MrGiggles said:

I think "warm apple pie" would be more appropriate. 

Had one woman that would make me Gooseberry Pie.

Think my neighbor is moving out. Wouldn't do any good with her, can't get it up. 

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[Mitch f]

41 minutes ago, MrGiggles said:

I think "warm apple pie" would be more appropriate. 

Or Fish pie 

[Ketchup]

6 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

 

Think my neighbor is moving out. Wouldn't do any good with her, can't get it up. 

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Well with todays newest technology, they are making these little blue pills that will make you and sweet potato pie feel all young again. They also act as diet pills, so a win win for ya, oneshot. 
 

One thing you can’t do tho, is just give it “one shot”. 😉

[FishnDave]

What kind of weight are you trying to lose?

[oneshot 1]

52 minutes ago, Ketchup said:

Well with todays newest technology, they are making these little blue pills that will make you and sweet potato pie feel all young again. They also act as diet pills, so a win win for ya, oneshot. 
 

One thing you can’t do tho, is just give it “one shot”. 😉

I can't take them because they change my BP and could kill me. 

I was told that the Vaccine would kill me but it didn't. 

I was taking a medication prescribed by another Doctor almost killed me.

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