Tell Me I'm Not Screwed

[Terrierman]

13 hours ago, Ketchup said:

And magazines, clips. 

Unless you're talking Garand, then the clip goes in the magazine....

[oneshot 1]

Well batting a hundred. Looked at weather it is supposed to be raining here. So I went out scattered Wheat on the garden and raked it in. That went well. 

Seen lights had come on early in the Greenhouse. 

No problem adjust the Timer.  I climbed on a Step Stool to see it better. Fell off hit my head on Window seal, knocked screen out.  

My Son got me up.

oneshot 

[MOPanfisher]

Dayum Oneshot you gonna break something important if you ain't careful!

[oneshot 1]

1 hour ago, MOPanfisher said:

Dayum Oneshot you gonna break something important if you ain't careful!

Went to wrap my foot tonight and it was swollen.

My wife told me to stay off it. Told her I didn't mean to fall.  She looks at me.  Who means to fall?

oneshot 

[MOPanfisher]

13 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Went to wrap my foot tonight and it was swollen.

My wife told me to stay off it. Told her I didn't mean to fall.  She looks at me.  Who means to fall?

oneshot 

You are gonna wake up some morning to find an invisible fence installed around your house and a collar locked around your neck.  Get too close to the outside door,  ZAP!

[oneshot 1]

1 hour ago, MOPanfisher said:

You are gonna wake up some morning to find an invisible fence installed around your house and a collar locked around your neck.  Get too close to the outside door,  ZAP!

Already have  neighbor reporting to my wife. 

oneshot 

[fishinwrench]

There's a clinical term for people with reduced mobility who constantly do things to get themselves hurt, or in a predicament, and they do it because they don't feel like they are getting enough attention.  

Anybody here know what that term is ? 

[BilletHead]

53 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

There's a clinical term for people with reduced mobility who constantly do things to get themselves hurt, or in a predicament, and they do it because they don't feel like they are getting enough attention.  

Anybody here know what that term is ? 

There is a generalized term now called fictitious disorder. Previously called Munchausen disorder. Is this what you are looking for?

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, BilletHead said:

There is a generalized term now called fictitious disorder. Previously called Munchausen disorder. Is this what you are looking for?

I think this is different🤔 

One of my daughters friends mom had Munchausen when the kid was growing up, and that was a really sad deal.   Perfectly healthy kid.....yet her mother had everyone convinced that the girl always had some kind of ailment, and would just keep switching doctors until FINALLY one would diagnose the kid with something and begin treatments for it.   Always some weird disease that nobody had ever heard of.   

Of all the legal & acceptable ways to ruin a kids life.....THAT is the sickest. 😖 

The girl has a child now. Sure hope Granny doesn't get a hold of it. 🙄 Or that it isn't hereditary.

[BilletHead]

There is a term called Malingering that is exaggerating physical or psychological symptoms for personal gain. 

 Maybe this is it. ?

  I think this doesn't apply to those who are messed up and are asking for help like in I can't reach that would you help me dang it.