Hardest Sport There Is

[fishinwrench]

1 minute ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

You need to move the burbs.   We don't tolerate big, angry, ugly women.  They work in the back of the house....

We're not given a choice of whether to tolerate them or not.    They are here, and you either slave for them or stay completely out of their space.   😅

[Quillback]

A while back I was in WalMart.  What I thought was a dude was standing in front of me.  From the back totally looked like a guy, dressed like a guy, body shape like a guy.  "He" dropped a piece of paper, didn't notice it, so I tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey fellah, you dropped something".  So he turns around and says something along the lines of, "thanks, but I'm not a fellah".  It was a gal, but even from the front you wouldn't think so.  

Fortunately she didn't punch me out.  She could compete in one of those axe throwing deals.

[Mitch f]

58 minutes ago, Quillback said:

A while back I was in WalMart.  What I thought was a dude was standing in front of me.  From the back totally looked like a guy, dressed like a guy, body shape like a guy.  "He" dropped a piece of paper, didn't notice it, so I tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey fellah, you dropped something".  So he turns around and says something along the lines of, "thanks, but I'm not a fellah".  It was a gal, but even from the front you wouldn't think so.  

Fortunately she didn't punch me out.  She could compete in one of those axe throwing deals.

I was in McDonalds with my daughter about 5 years ago and she was using the bathroom and came out quickly and said there’s a man in the bathroom. He came out and I asked him why he’s in the woman’s bathroom? He said I assure you that I am 100% woman. I just walked away. 

[fishinwrench]

27 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

I was in McDonalds with my daughter about 5 years ago and she was using the bathroom and came out quickly and said there’s a man in the bathroom. He came out and I asked him why he’s in the woman’s bathroom? He said I assure you that I am 100% woman. I just walked away. 

You should have said.... "ok, I'll play along. Assure me! " 

[oneshot 1]

My wife is taking care of a Pit Bull while her owner is out of town. 

She went there last night and the guys Daughter was with another gal. 

Wife just told them she didn't know they were there.  Dad knows. 

But but but

oneshot 

[oneshot 1]

Was in a Bar with a woman. 

She asked do you want to see a picture of my Son? Sure.

Man that is one ugly kid did you ever figure out who the Daddy is?

 

You know she quit having anything to do with me. 

oneshot 

[Mitch f]

8 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Was in a Bar with a woman. 

She asked do you want to see a picture of my Son? Sure.

Man that is one ugly kid did you ever figure out who the Daddy is?

 

You know she quit having anything to do with me. 

oneshot