How Does She Do It?

[oneshot 1]

Our Son kicked our Daughter in Law out couple weeks ago. She was in our shed at the Cabin. Security called us we had her arrested. 

She gets out our son says she has a ticket to Oregon. 

Next I know she is on FB begging for money for Bus Ticket. Next time she post shows her hanging out with some Bikers.

This is the how does she do it? She is now in Paris.

She isn't selling that is definitely a 3 bagger. She isn't smuggling take one look and Red Flags beat her.

She does this all the time. Last Winter. Where else Key West on a Boat. Summer Colorado in the Mountains. 

[Terrierman]

2 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Our Son kicked our Daughter in Law out couple weeks ago. She was in our shed at the Cabin. Security called us we had her arrested. 

She gets out our son says she has a ticket to Oregon. 

Next I know she is on FB begging for money for Bus Ticket. Next time she post shows her hanging out with some Bikers.

This is the how does she do it? She is now in Paris.

She isn't selling that is definitely a 3 bagger. She isn't smuggling take one look and Red Flags beat her.

She does this all the time. Last Winter. Where else Key West on a Boat. Summer Colorado in the Mountains. 

She sounds nice.

[tjm]

4 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Paris.

Paris, MO.?  Paris OR? or one of the other two dozen towns named Paris?

[oneshot 1]

12 hours ago, tjm said:

Paris, MO.?  Paris OR? or one of the other two dozen towns named Paris?

Paris France. 

oneshot 

[oneshot 1]

She lived for months and I seen her twice. 

She lived with us at the Farm in a Tent. 

Definite Tree Hugger.

oneshot 

[snagged in outlet 3]

In my limited experience with tree hugging chicks, is that they are too hairy and stinky for me.   But hey.  No kink shaming here if that’s what a guy likes😆

[tjm]

Paris Oregon is definitely a better place to hug trees than Paris France.  I didn't think buses went  to France. Always something to learn on this site.

[BilletHead]

52 minutes ago, tjm said:

Paris Oregon is definitely a better place to hug trees than Paris France.  I didn't think buses went  to France. Always something to learn on this site.

                    There is a double decker Airbus that is manufactured in Germany, France, United Kingdom and Spain. May someone bought her a one-way ticket to go across the pond? 

 

[oneshot 1]

I think family paid for it.

She keeps threatening to block me on FB.

oneshot 

[fishinwrench]

There are a few people that I'd gladly buy a ticket to Paris for...... if I knew they'd STAY!