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fishinwrench

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  1. As long as the level remains relatively stable the effect on the spawn won't be a factor. Drastic up/down lake levels are what can really screw it up.
  2. If you really want a wake-up shocker do a search for "Pellet smoker exploding" I looked it up AFTER it happened to us, and was surprised to find out that I wasn't the first to witness it. I thought that sumbitch was preparing to launch itself into orbit. Needless to say, after replacing everything electrical on it.....it now gets used out in the middle of the driveway instead of right next to the house. 😳
  3. Your first assumption should be that the GFI is properly doing its job, and that something is not right with the accessory you have plugged into it. I had a pellet grill explosion that wouldn't have happened if I had listened to what the GFI outlet was repeatedly telling me.
  4. If I kept it inside me it would be a problem. As long as I can expel it......Not a problem. πŸ‘
  5. Yeah yeah, that whole Sativa/Indica thing is a crock of BS. πŸ™„ It all depends on how often you partake, and for how long you've been a wake-n-baker. There's a reason why your lungs explode after a hit of ganja. That's your body telling you to QUIT INHALING THIS $#!T ! Original Colombian weed was smooth, had a wonderful flavor and a pleasant smell. Jesus Christ! Anything that reeks of skunk and initially causes your lungs to turn inside out is NOT good for you. Carburetor cleaner does not burn my skin or even burn my eyes anymore.....but it darn sure USED TO. And I'm smart enough to know that just because I have built up a tolerance to it, I still need to try to avoid contact with it as much as possible.
  6. Can anyone explain to me why there should be 450k pages of vaccine data? I get that it's "very complex" and all that, but seriously.....450k pages? After all these years of heated controversy, you can't hardly get anyone to truly study the 1200 pages of the bible. Do you really think anyone is going to pour over 450,000 pages of a vaccine study? GMAFB! πŸ™„
  7. My ex's BFF helped run the Dogwood Animal Shelter. Dogs in a cage out back. Kitty's inside where it's either cool or warm (depending on the season). There was an incinerator out back. No kitty's ever got to meet the incinerator..... only the dogs. 😟
  8. I'm not surprised πŸ™‚ My only valid complaint against cats is that they get a free pass in every town in America. You ever hear of a "Cat Pound"? No! Stray Cats, on occasion, get taken to a SHELTER πŸ₯° Dogs.....go to the POUND πŸ‘Ώ It's just like the man/woman thing. A dirty old man digging through a dumpster is seen as a heathen, nobody reaches out to help him and the entire community just wants him GONE. But let a dirty old woman be seen dumpster diving and the entire community comes together to buy her a house and fill it with clothing and groceries. WTF ? πŸ™„
  9. Just to solidify any thoughts of me being a rebel.......I enjoyed marijuana for many years, but now that the government says it's "ok" and even "beneficial"...... I don't want any part of it. The attic biologists ruined it IMO. Old school Colombian/Mexican/Thai weed was fun, you could go fishing/dirt bike riding, play chess, ect. and have a genuine blast. The stuff available NOW just puts me in a chair and gives me heart palpitations. No fun at all πŸ‘Ž
  10. I always knew there was something going on at catholic school that I was missing out on. Dang it! 😯 Nothing like a topless penguin to boost your education. πŸ‘
  11. I'm guessing that being stuck in the 4th grade beats the hell out of being stuck in a hospital. What's YOUR master plan for entertainment while bedfast and half naked? Sally Palm and her 5 lonely sisters?
  12. No, her gig was similar to a relay race. Not sure what it's called. They start with 4 bandana's and lose one every round if they get beat on a round. She never won. I think she was into it for the sole purpose of parading her booty around in a pair of skin tight Levi's. If they had scored on THAT she would have won hands down.
  13. I dated several nurses in the past. They all tell stories about patients grabbing their boobs. As far as I know nobody ever gets in trouble for it, and the nurses even love to talk about it when they get back to the nurses station. I say GO FOR IT ! I've never done an overnight hospital stay, but from what I understand....nurse boobs, I think, are complimentary. πŸ‘
  14. I'm not exaggerating when I say that the tail feels like it will snap in half from the weight. These kitty's are HUGE. I have to sling them by both back legs held together. Just out of curiosity I'm gonna grab my fish scale and weigh the next one......cuz this isn't normal.
  15. I can't tolerate cats getting into my customers boats. I understand that the boats smell like fish and that it really isn't fair..... but still. I give them 2 chances to realize that they aren't wanted around here, and if they don't stay away they get a pellet in the head. I'm blown away by the SIZE and WEIGHT of the feral cats around here. Relatively normal sized heads, but body's that are nearing bobcat size, and tails that are even longer than their body. And as heavy as a cranking battery. I honestly can only throw a dead one about 15ft.
  16. No, I believe that religion is a learned coping technique. And if it works for you..... AWESOME! πŸ‘ All people who go to church do so because it was engrained into their brain from childhood that GOOD PEOPLE go to church, and that it is the RIGHT thing to do. Some continue to go long after their parents are gone because they truly in their hearts want to be good, and they were taught that's rule #1 in being good. They may even feel dirty if they don't go. THAT is what faith (in the religious realm) truly is, Others continue to go because they want to be perceived as being good. They want to be known as a good person.....These are typically the ones doing all the hand shaking, back patting, and smiling while there. Everyone knows their name, where they work, and recognizes them on the street. Has nothing to do with faith. The name Bob Lazar sounds familiar, so I probably have, but I don't recall anything about him at the moment, and too lazy to search the podcast.
  17. Not meπŸ‘ Once a day, 20 minutes after my first cup of coffee. With approximately 4 good farts in between.
  18. It's your phone listening to you. Are ya having problems, buddy ? 😒
  19. What gets VIEWS better than anything? Digging up solid information (facts) on topics that truly concern people. So.....Smart guy πŸ‘ JR doesn't have a habit of dealing in conspiratorial BS
  20. I'll have nothing to do with any animal that has a butt hole higher than mine.
  21. Just as well. I freakin' hate horses, so it never would have worked out anyway.
  22. She never said that I was attractive, just that I had pretty eyes. I think the fact that she kept pulling my glasses off instead of pulling my pants off speaks volumes. πŸ™„ If she had complimented other parts of me.....just imagine what I could have done.
  23. Dang! Grandma sure is confident with that meat cleaver, ain't she? She must think that fingers grow back like lizard tails.
  24. My wife claims that her vision took a hit from having Covid (a side effect that I haven't heard anyone else mention). I wore glasses from age 11 to age 39, and then I fell madly in love with a rodeo cowgirl that told me I had pretty eyes and kept reaching over and taking them off. After going without them for a couple months my vision began noticably correcting itself. Haven't needed glasses since, and I still pass the eye exam at license renewal time just fine. The moral of this story is:. Have sex with as many cowgirls as you possibly can. πŸ‘ It's better than carrots!
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