fishinwrench

Yo, I made him hold my dog while I went in the camper with Pat! True story 🤫 I must have done something right too, because they fed us the best meal that we had the entire weekend. 😋

There's one among us that might get drunk and loud.....but he typically passes out early and will only do it ONCE. The rest of us are all quite tame. Should be nothing to report 😅

Listen ! You be nice ! I'm leaving all my smartass hostility at home. 😘

Of course he could....but do you think he will? Nooooo!!! 🙄. He has to be special in as many ways as humanly possible. Just like a girl with an amazing rack.....You think she'll just pull her top off and show you her tits? Of course not 😅 You gotta play the game, and EARN THAT $#!T !

Adipose fin fajita 👌

Reminds me of the one that's supposed to be sneaking in firewood😅 Also the one that you have to keep an eye on if he gets too close to the fire. 🧯 Thankfully there's a paramedic in the group also. All bases covered 👍 And thanks for the warning! I'll have nothing to do with the Ex-Lax enhanced BBQ flavored jelly. 😎 The fruity brats will likely get me kicked out of the tent.....so I might need to crawl in bed with ya.

One of our group idiots is providing pineapple brats and peach/habanero brats 😵‍💫 I refuse to even touch a PEACH/HABANERO bratwurst 🥴....but the pineapple ones sound like they might be palatable. I'm packing Vienna Sausages just in case.

You ever tried Fruity Pebbles and Raisin Bran mixed together? (60/40) Don't ever tell who turned you into it ! 😋

So it's NOT "Marty & Pat's" sauce after all? It's Mystery Dude's sauce ! 😅 Somebody should write a song 🎶

Goose, Deer, Armadillo, leather sandal.......Once marinated in the SECRET SAUCE long enough, anything could be delicious in a fajita 👍

And that pleases you why? 🤔 Trust me, you'll be praised & remembered for lots of great things. No need to be stingy with some BBQ sauce 😅

Can't relate to food recipes, but I've come up with a few truly killer fly patterns.......I freely share them with anyone that asks. 🤷‍♂️

My wife is like that with a bunch of her recipes.....and I don't understand that at all. It's as if she wants to be the ONLY person in the world that can make good chili (or whatever). What the hell? If you have a truly killer recipe, wouldn't you want the world full of that stuff? 🤔.

At the current lake level you can easily get to the Jrd. bridge......but you've gotta stay in the channel near the left bank going up.

That fire hydrant looks like it was ordered from Pure Romance 🤔

Well, I had it wrong! 🙄 Don't tell my wife, because I've tried to correct her 1000 times. 😅

I love listening to different people pronounce "Worcestershire". 😅

The fact that BOTH of you are looking forward to preparing future meals for me.....is quite flattering. 😘 But actually this conversation is all part of a sinister plan. You see, Marty & Pat are camping near 17 of my closest friends next week....And if, by chance, they stop by our sites with warm fajitas I want the mass of the crew to think it is INDEED roadkill armadillo.....so there will be more for ME ! 😉

Because their brains have been programmed to. Computer controlled engines equipped with MAP sensors, Oxygen sensors, and Idle air temp senders......Re-tune themselves, as soon as you turn the key on....and continue to "Re-tune" as the run-time increases. Tuned for the lowest possible emissions, power demand bedamned. Every customer I've had that claims to ONLY purchase non-ethanol fuel for their boat......Upon Testing......has had 8-10% alcohol in their fuel tank 🙄 Except for one, and that particular stuff wouldn't even kill pokeweed or grass.

Calling them "Goose fajitas" is merely for aesthetics. It just sounds better than Roadkill Armadillo fajitas!

The fact that there is goose meat in the Goose Fajita is irrelevant. It could be an old chopped up muddy leather sandal....and it would still be delicious! 😅

Mexico. Still there, and everytime I go past it....or even see a John Deere tractor, I remember the lesson learned there.

When I was 15 I threw a house party while my parents were gone overnight, had a couple girls stay over and we trashed the house. I got everything cleaned up before they got home, but one of the girls parents found out....and I got busted. Dad and I were headed to the girls house (so that I could "APOLOGIZE") and he was reading me the riot act. He said, "Until you're big enough to whoop me you will live by my rules". Well like an idiot I popped off and said "Fine, pull over and let's do it!". Biggest mistake of my life🙄 I jumped out of the truck, ripped my shirt off, and was just gonna show the ol'man what I was made of.......Well.....He showed me what HE e was made of ! He literally wiped up Sydenstricker Implement parking lot with my ignorant posterior. 😥 Never challenged his authority EVER AGAIN.

It's just a game. If it wasn't fishing it would be golf, bowling, ect. They are there for the camaraderie. Hanging out & drinking beer with guys they work with, or live near. And some really like the boat race. It's the same at the Trap & Sporting clays range. Only a very small handful of guys are truly dedicated to it.....but they are ALL there every Wednesday night.