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fishinwrench

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  1. Better known as a wacky rigged Senko.....
  2. Rulers are "scales"......right? I dunno. Surely somebody can come up with something better than "hammer"!
  3. Looking good! 👍
  4. Rolls off the tongue ! 👍
  5. That just doesn't roll off the tongue right. 🤔 How about Scale Buster ? 💪
  6. You wanna go pick up brass in Uranus?
  7. Extracting the sperm from a freshly killed turkey is a cake walk, compared to piddling around in the buttholes of old men ! 🥴 I have a buddy that made a fine living inseminating turkeys.
  8. Stud 🙄 Stick 🙄 I'm not sure where "hammer" came from, but yeah I hate it too. Let's put our minds together and come up with THE BEST term for a guy that is a wicked good fisherman! Go!
  9. How ever much that position pays.....it ain't enough!
  10. https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/
  11. I'm impressed with their tolerance of the cold! It will be late May before you'll catch me wet wading.
  12. Have they had any rain ? A good little rise in the flow should get them going.
  13. I know you CAN, but what you can't do.....is resist walking past one without fishing it, and then warming up to some goober there, giving lessons, handing out flys, ect. And then the next thing you know YOU'RE THERE ALL DAY ! 🙄 I ain't knocking you for it, I just don't share your passion for being the Samaritan Flyfisherman & Social butterfly. I need to put you on a leash so I can keep you from chasing field mice and rolling in dead critters. 😅 Focus...FOCUS ! Maybe a shock collar 👍
  14. It's going to pummel the spoonbill population....but I'm actually thrilled about that. There will be plenty of buzzard food along the banks here in the next week or two.
  15. I find it odd that nobody suspects the "vaccine" to be a placebo.
  16. NOW it's political! And it wasn't ME that did it !.
  17. Dunno about that. Plenty got vaccinated and died before they ever came into contact with Covid, so that statistic can probably be thrown out the window.
  18. I hope that when I'm gone she gets on here and rips y'all to pieces. You think I'm bad ! .... 😳 You have NO IDEA !
  19. Not one that a black buzzard can safely cross. I only see them when I go to Bagnell or Bennett. I like the red headed ones that hang around here, they take care of my fish guts.....and don't bother anything.
  20. Just let them be shot. And in the end they can say that the impurities in the weatherstripping and windshield wipers caused them to die off. 😅
  21. You're the one who asked for clarification as to why they are tolerated! Was that not an accurate answer ? If not then... Why? Learn me 👂
  22. Because we have open borders, that's why. All are welcome 🤗 It's the way that the powers that be want our culture to operate.
  23. What has been created here is a population of humans that are just PRIMED for diseases. Germs, bacteria, and things that eat you from the inside-out have NEVER BEEN FED SO WELL ! The carburetor cleaner, whiskey, and cigarette smoke may not be the greatest thing for me to be around.....but it ain't the best thing for those invaders either ! All of my classmates that were staunch health conscious nuts.....are almost all gone now 😢 And the ones I expected to die before they were 40.....still kickin'. So what's that tell ya?
  24. We leave plenty of food on the highways for the vultures ! If we were allowed to assault the ones that are causing problems then they'd quickly learn where they can get fed....and where they CAN'T. That method works just fine for coyotes, coons, and everything else. Jus'sayin. Being friendly to them only reinforces their lack of fear of 2-legged critters like us people. And the concerns of them becoming extinct isn't on the table right now.
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