fishinwrench

Can't relate to food recipes, but I've come up with a few truly killer fly patterns.......I freely share them with anyone that asks. 🤷‍♂️

My wife is like that with a bunch of her recipes.....and I don't understand that at all. It's as if she wants to be the ONLY person in the world that can make good chili (or whatever). What the hell? If you have a truly killer recipe, wouldn't you want the world full of that stuff? 🤔.

At the current lake level you can easily get to the Jrd. bridge......but you've gotta stay in the channel near the left bank going up.

That fire hydrant looks like it was ordered from Pure Romance 🤔

Well, I had it wrong! 🙄 Don't tell my wife, because I've tried to correct her 1000 times. 😅

I love listening to different people pronounce "Worcestershire". 😅

The fact that BOTH of you are looking forward to preparing future meals for me.....is quite flattering. 😘 But actually this conversation is all part of a sinister plan. You see, Marty & Pat are camping near 17 of my closest friends next week....And if, by chance, they stop by our sites with warm fajitas I want the mass of the crew to think it is INDEED roadkill armadillo.....so there will be more for ME ! 😉

Because their brains have been programmed to. Computer controlled engines equipped with MAP sensors, Oxygen sensors, and Idle air temp senders......Re-tune themselves, as soon as you turn the key on....and continue to "Re-tune" as the run-time increases. Tuned for the lowest possible emissions, power demand bedamned. Every customer I've had that claims to ONLY purchase non-ethanol fuel for their boat......Upon Testing......has had 8-10% alcohol in their fuel tank 🙄 Except for one, and that particular stuff wouldn't even kill pokeweed or grass.

Calling them "Goose fajitas" is merely for aesthetics. It just sounds better than Roadkill Armadillo fajitas!

The fact that there is goose meat in the Goose Fajita is irrelevant. It could be an old chopped up muddy leather sandal....and it would still be delicious! 😅

Mexico. Still there, and everytime I go past it....or even see a John Deere tractor, I remember the lesson learned there.

When I was 15 I threw a house party while my parents were gone overnight, had a couple girls stay over and we trashed the house. I got everything cleaned up before they got home, but one of the girls parents found out....and I got busted. Dad and I were headed to the girls house (so that I could "APOLOGIZE") and he was reading me the riot act. He said, "Until you're big enough to whoop me you will live by my rules". Well like an idiot I popped off and said "Fine, pull over and let's do it!". Biggest mistake of my life🙄 I jumped out of the truck, ripped my shirt off, and was just gonna show the ol'man what I was made of.......Well.....He showed me what HE e was made of ! He literally wiped up Sydenstricker Implement parking lot with my ignorant posterior. 😥 Never challenged his authority EVER AGAIN.

It's just a game. If it wasn't fishing it would be golf, bowling, ect. They are there for the camaraderie. Hanging out & drinking beer with guys they work with, or live near. And some really like the boat race. It's the same at the Trap & Sporting clays range. Only a very small handful of guys are truly dedicated to it.....but they are ALL there every Wednesday night.

What is ILLEGAL about a goose dying of natural causes ? Without anyone witnessing how the bird died, I think you'd be ok in federal court. "The ground was littered in feathers.....I just picked them up". 🙄 Hell, the town I live in is covered with goose feathers.

Given my experiences working on their boats I can honestly speculate that there are A LOT of guys that wouldn't be out there fishing at all.....if there wasn't a derby for them to participate in. It's actually the ONLY reason why they ever fish.....or care anything at all about fishing. It would be like someone playing BINGO just for fun.

The "he" that you are referring to is suspected to be nuttier than a squirrel turd🙄 That pic, and the sighting of bait bags, or whatever, could have been from 10 years ago for all anyone else knows. Not everything found dead was intentionally "killed".

Covid. Was flying upstream in the fog and ran into the dam.....or the cable. Either way.... it's free fly tying material 👍

Tell him... "Listen, all FS requires me to do is to provide you food and clothing. What food, and what clothing, is MY CHOICE. So if you would like to continue living a halfway decent life then you'd better start being a better team player!"

You shoulda seen the offhand shot at 43 yards that I pulled off the other day. 😎

Perfect candidate for a moderator to replace @Terrierman 👍

You can overdose on ANYTHING. I used to love fishing competitively, but that was when there were only 1-2 tournaments per month on each lake. Now there are over 50! 🙄. Have you looked at the regatta listings on our lakes lately? One wife is really nice to have.....but 17-20 would have any man ready to commit suicide ! I don't care how smokin' hot they are. Am I wrong?

License plate numbers ? I doubt that they crawled in through the woods on the far bank.

"Save"? Ain't gonna "save" much with a initial 4k investment! My in-laws are doomsday preppers🙄 The amount of money they have spent to help insure they'll survive when the SHTF is completely ridiculous. Especially since my mother in-law can't even piss outside, and is scared to death of EVERYTHING. And my father in-law has 30-40k tied up in guns and ammo......and can't even mount a scope or sight them in effectively. 😅 Have you ever shot a .22 magnum DERRINGER ? Yeah, DON'T ! 😲

They eat the trout, but not the Geese ?