A guy walks into a bar. He see's a miniature man playing the piano on the counter. Intrigued, he decides to stay for a drink or two.
He sits, the bartender says, before I get your drink, you have to rub this magic bottle and make a wish. The man does, suddenly there's a big plume of smoke, and the bar is littered with ducks.
The guy says, what the heck, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.
The bartender laughs and replies, do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?