I met him at a truck stop in Mississippi decades ago. Nicest guy ever. We gave him the ole "How yall are" and he just started chatting with us. Really nice guy as far as my short experience.
At the bike shop whenever someone brought in a bike they “worked on” first, it almost always cost more than if they had just brought it in initially. This was pre Al Gore internet. Now you could fix most everything yourself with YouTube unless you needed a specialized tool.
I was at my condo and that guy came on for the weather. I thought it was a joke or parody or something. I couldn’t look away after I realized he was really the weather guy. 😂
Maybe you could get @fishinwrenchone with custom lettering that says "OAF Armchair Expert at Everything". There should be plenty of room on it since it needs to be really big...😁