Traits Of An Extreme Redneck

[exiledguide]

# 20 I can't stop laughing Mitch you have a sick mind..........you would have fit in with the group I hung with

[Chief Grey Bear]

I didn't know you had lived in Arkansas

[sitting fishing]

#21 the weddings you attend are very small because only one family attends

[Mitch f]

#22 If you've ever been fired from your job at the Waffle House due to your appearance.

[Gavin]

Funny stuff! Have not crossed any of those milestones yet....but plenty of time to do it.

[fishinwrench]

There are plenty of redneck things in my life that I don't have the strength to give up.

Like....

Country Crock tupperware and Cool Whip cereal bowls.

Pickle jar tea glasses.

And I cannot throw a Folgers can away even though it doesn't come in 'cans' anymore.

I did manage to give up my phone book collection though. Have you ever tried to burn a 3'tall stack of phone books? They are paper, right? Then WTH won't they burn? They are like possessed witchcraft manuals or something.

[Feathers and Fins]

Cool Whip cereal bowls.

Pickle jar tea glasses.

And I cannot throw a Folgers can away even though it doesn't come in 'cans' anymore.

AMEN.

[Quillback]

#23 - Your wife uses a plastic Walmart bag as a purse.

[blue79]

Your mom doesnt remove the cigarette from her lips before telling the state trooper to kiss her *ss.

Some of the wheels from your house are on your truck.

[Flysmallie]

I did manage to give up my phone book collection though. Have you ever tried to burn a 3'tall stack of phone books? They are paper, right? Then WTH won't they burn? They are like possessed witchcraft manuals or something.

You didn't use enough gasoline.