Mitch f Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 Just now, Johnsfolly said: Last one for now. I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping that one would win; but no pun in ten did😪. Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaah Johnsfolly 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Johnsfolly Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 Ok I lied... You can never lose a homing pigeon. If it doesn't come back home..what you have lost is a pigeon!!!🤣 BilletHead, fishinwrench and liphunter 3
N9BOW Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said: Last one for now. I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping that one would win; but no pun in ten did😪. Gonna have to give a Raspberry on that one Should told her to quit while she was ahead!
liphunter Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mitch f said: I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping that one would win; but no pun in ten did😪 Huh??? Luck is where preparation meets opportunity...... Or you could just flip a coin???
Mitch f Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, liphunter said: Huh??? Somehow @Johnsfolly ‘s joke got in my quote! 😂😂 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
BilletHead Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 Oh good grief, Rodney Dangerfield is back! Johnsfolly and liphunter 2 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
netboy Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 New China Covid test kit.. BilletHead, Mitch f, liphunter and 1 other 4
Quillback Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 Well if this is going to turn into a bad jokes thread, I have a contribution. A man with a harelip walks into a bar. The bar tender has a wooden eye. Man walks up to the bar, bar tender asks him if he'd like a drink. The man says: "Would I, would I!" Bartender says: "Harelip, harelip!" Johnsfolly, BilletHead, Mitch f and 1 other 4
Mitch f Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 Three statisticians went bow hunting for deer and they spotted a nice buck. The first one shot, his arrow went 10 ft. Too low. The second one shot, his arrow went 10 ft too high. The third one started jumping up and down happily screaming, ”WE GOT HIM!, WE GOT HIM!!!!!! fishinwrench, liphunter, Johnsfolly and 2 others 1 4 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Mitch f Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 liphunter 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
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