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9 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

De Plane... De Plane...!

Who'd of thunk we'd someday be talking about a real life fantasy island?

John

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Β S T Fire Dept?Β  What town was that?

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

β€” Hunter S. Thompson

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I always like the ones "Slow Kids Playing"

A:Β  Don't let your kids play on the street, bound to get run over..Β  Its dangerous.

B:Β  Teach them to run faster.Β  Nature always rules out the slowest and weakest....

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

β€” Hunter S. Thompson

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13 hours ago, jdmidwest said:

I always like the ones "Slow Kids Playing"

A:Β  Don't let your kids play on the street, bound to get run over..Β  Its dangerous.

B:Β  Teach them to run faster.Β  Nature always rules out the slowest and weakest....

Once, I was on a fishing trip in West Virginia, and found myself driving through a particularly rough looking little town, which in WV is really saying something.Β 

There was a sign saying "Slow Kids Playing" and directly in front of it, there were 5 very somber looking children very, very slowly crossing the street, following a woman who really could not have been any less then 100 years old. None of them looked up, even though we were the only car anywhere around, and they were all dressed like the year was approximately 1870. I'm sure they were just minding their own business, but we made a note not to return to that town just in case.Β Β 

It was also quite close to an extremely narrow one lane bridge with no signals or apparent safety features over the New River that could not have been less than a half mile long.

It was a strange trip to a strange place. The area was strikingly beautiful, but everything just felt out of sync. It probably didn't help that the rivers were all blown out and we didn't catch any fish.Β 

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I was looking for some Lou Holtz quotes this morning and ended up going down the rabbit hole at Brainyquotes. I came across Henny Youngman quotes -- anybody remember him? Funny, old-school Jewish humor.

https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/henny-youngman-quotes

John

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Let's dig up some old Yogi Berra quotes (or at least attributed to him)πŸ˜‰

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded

You better cut the pizza into four slices, I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

Always go to other people's funerals otherwise they won't come to yours.

Baseball is ninety percent mental, the other half is physical.

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