Quillback Posted February 18 Posted February 18 On 2/17/2026 at 5:56 AM, Johnsfolly said: But he likes what they did to his carπ. Every time I see him, I think of "Corinthian Leather". Β Johnsfolly, BilletHead and ness 1 2
Johnsfolly Posted February 18 Posted February 18 57 minutes ago, Quillback said: Every time I see him, I think of "Corinthian Leather". Β De Plane... De Plane...! Quillback, ness and BilletHead 1 2
ness Posted February 18 Author Posted February 18 9 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said: De Plane... De Plane...! Who'd of thunk we'd someday be talking about a real life fantasy island? Terrierman, Quillback and BilletHead 3 John
ness Posted March 3 Author Posted March 3 Down the street from us. Other side says 'Slow down tiger' π BilletHead, Daryk Campbell Sr and Quillback 3 John
jdmidwest Posted March 4 Posted March 4 Β S T Fire Dept?Β What town was that? Terrierman 1 "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." β Hunter S. Thompson
jdmidwest Posted March 5 Posted March 5 I always like the ones "Slow Kids Playing" A:Β Don't let your kids play on the street, bound to get run over..Β Its dangerous. B:Β Teach them to run faster.Β Nature always rules out the slowest and weakest.... Daryk Campbell Sr and Quillback 1 1 "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." β Hunter S. Thompson
WestCentralFisher Posted March 5 Posted March 5 13 hours ago, jdmidwest said: I always like the ones "Slow Kids Playing" A:Β Don't let your kids play on the street, bound to get run over..Β Its dangerous. B:Β Teach them to run faster.Β Nature always rules out the slowest and weakest.... Once, I was on a fishing trip in West Virginia, and found myself driving through a particularly rough looking little town, which in WV is really saying something.Β There was a sign saying "Slow Kids Playing" and directly in front of it, there were 5 very somber looking children very, very slowly crossing the street, following a woman who really could not have been any less then 100 years old. None of them looked up, even though we were the only car anywhere around, and they were all dressed like the year was approximately 1870. I'm sure they were just minding their own business, but we made a note not to return to that town just in case.Β Β It was also quite close to an extremely narrow one lane bridge with no signals or apparent safety features over the New River that could not have been less than a half mile long. It was a strange trip to a strange place. The area was strikingly beautiful, but everything just felt out of sync. It probably didn't help that the rivers were all blown out and we didn't catch any fish.Β Daryk Campbell Sr and Johnsfolly 2
ness Posted March 5 Author Posted March 5 I was looking for some Lou Holtz quotes this morning and ended up going down the rabbit hole at Brainyquotes. I came across Henny Youngman quotes -- anybody remember him? Funny, old-school Jewish humor. https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/henny-youngman-quotes Quillback, Daryk Campbell Sr and Johnsfolly 3 John
Johnsfolly Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Let's dig up some old Yogi Berra quotes (or at least attributed to him)π Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded You better cut the pizza into four slices, I'm not hungry enough to eat six. When you come to the fork in the road, take it. Always go to other people's funerals otherwise they won't come to yours. Baseball is ninety percent mental, the other half is physical. Daryk Campbell Sr, BilletHead, Quillback and 2 others 5
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